Good or bad, elevator sex always ends with someone getting the shaft. If you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop
Good or bad, elevator sex always ends with someone getting the shaft. If you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop
You post one little innocuous picture, and then BOOM! Here comes the swarm! - Matty Malaprop
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Orange you glad I don't post too terribly many of these things every week? - Matty Malaprop
As Gotye's better half (in that video at least) would say, I really hope these endless "Somebody That I Used To Know" puns eventually Settle Down. - Matty Malaprop
After reading this groan-worthy pizza puns, I really feel like I could use a margherita. - Matty Malaprop
Maybe I'm just too cynical to appreciate love, but I've always felt like weddings are simply mulch ado about nothing. - Matty Malaprop