The Amount of Likes on This Post Just Keeps Going Up

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The Amount of Likes on This Post Just Keeps Going Up
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Good or bad, elevator sex always ends with someone getting the shaft. If you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop

This is So Typical of the Facebook Hive Mind

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This is So Typical of the Facebook Hive Mind
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You post one little innocuous picture, and then BOOM! Here comes the swarm! - Matty Malaprop

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I Always Take These Kind of Jokes for Pomegranate

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I Always Take These Kind of Jokes for Pomegranate
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Orange you glad I don't post too terribly many of these things every week? - Matty Malaprop

This is Why I No Longer Gotye on Facebook

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This is Why I No Longer Gotye on Facebook
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As Gotye's better half (in that video at least) would say, I really hope these endless "Somebody That I Used To Know" puns eventually Settle Down. - Matty Malaprop

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Seems Like They're Really Getting to the Crust of the Matter

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Seems Like They're Really Getting to the Crust of the Matter
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After reading this groan-worthy pizza puns, I really feel like I could use a margherita. - Matty Malaprop

Does That Mean I'm Allowed to Cut You Down?

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Does That Mean I'm Allowed to Cut You Down?
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Maybe I'm just too cynical to appreciate love, but I've always felt like weddings are simply mulch ado about nothing. - Matty Malaprop