Finally, Relationship Advice You Can Really Use!

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Finally, Relationship Advice You Can Really Use!
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The secret to successful relationships is always holding yourself with the utmost confidence. - Matty Malaprop

He's a Big Fan of Wares That Don't Cost an Arm and a Leg

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He's a Big Fan of Wares That Don't Cost an Arm and a Leg
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Quite frankly I'm not convinced he didn't just take the job in hopes of scoring some discounted Tinkerbells. - Matty Malaprop

So How Does One 'Twitter' Then?

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So How Does One 'Twitter' Then?
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I'm thinking you find an annoying younger brother and shout "ER! ER! ER!" at him ad nauseam until he starts crying, but I could well be mistaken on this one. - Matty Malaprop

Only if They Manetain an Equal Distance Throughout

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Only if They Manetain an Equal Distance Throughout
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I think the answer to this question is actually quite simple. It would behoove you to not overthink it. - Matty Malaprop

JESUS DON'T CURR BOUT UR SOCIAL MEDIA

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JESUS DON'T CURR BOUT UR SOCIAL MEDIA
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Can't we just not do it and make a Pinterest post saying we did instead? - Matty Malaprop