JESUS DON'T CURR BOUT UR SOCIAL MEDIA

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Can't we just not do it and make a Pinterest post saying we did instead? - Matty Malaprop

Who the F&@# is Bonny Bear??

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Last year we had sad, tasteless tweens whining about "Arcade Fires," and this year we have people confused about Bonnie Bears. Stay free, Grammys. - Matty Malaprop

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He's a Big Fan of Wares That Don't Cost an Arm and a Leg

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Quite frankly I'm not convinced he didn't just take the job in hopes of scoring some discounted Tinkerbells. - Matty Malaprop

Finally, Relationship Advice You Can Really Use!

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The secret to successful relationships is always holding yourself with the utmost confidence. - Matty Malaprop