The secret to successful relationships is always holding yourself with the utmost confidence. - Matty Malaprop

I think the answer to this question is actually quite simple. It would behoove you to not overthink it. - Matty Malaprop

Quite frankly I'm not convinced he didn't just take the job in hopes of scoring some discounted Tinkerbells. - Matty Malaprop

Can't we just not do it and make a Pinterest post saying we did instead? - Matty Malaprop

Last year we had sad, tasteless tweens whining about "Arcade Fires," and this year we have people confused about Bonnie Bears. Stay free, Grammys. - Matty Malaprop

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