Finally, Relationship Advice You Can Really Use!

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Finally, Relationship Advice You Can Really Use!
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The secret to successful relationships is always holding yourself with the utmost confidence. - Matty Malaprop

Only if They Manetain an Equal Distance Throughout

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Only if They Manetain an Equal Distance Throughout
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I think the answer to this question is actually quite simple. It would behoove you to not overthink it. - Matty Malaprop

He's a Big Fan of Wares That Don't Cost an Arm and a Leg

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He's a Big Fan of Wares That Don't Cost an Arm and a Leg
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Quite frankly I'm not convinced he didn't just take the job in hopes of scoring some discounted Tinkerbells. - Matty Malaprop

Who the F&@# is Bonny Bear??

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Who the F&@# is Bonny Bear??
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Last year we had sad, tasteless tweens whining about "Arcade Fires," and this year we have people confused about Bonnie Bears. Stay free, Grammys. - Matty Malaprop

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