Just kidding Montana you know I love you! ... but seriously Gallatin Gateway you're like two trucker hats away from a redneck convention. - Matty Malaprop
And if your significant other catches you doing it with someone else, then it's also an act that's liable to get you dumped. - Matty Malaprop
... because the South is waaaaaaaaaay behind on adopting modern recycling practices. - Matty Malaprop
I've heard good things, but I worry this particular piece won't conform to my disCERNing literary taste. - Matty Malaprop
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