Only in America...

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Only in America...
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... because the South is waaaaaaaaaay behind on adopting modern recycling practices. - Matty Malaprop

Indeed it Is.

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Indeed it Is.
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And if your significant other catches you doing it with someone else, then it's also an act that's liable to get you dumped. - Matty Malaprop

Literary Pulp at Its Angstiest!

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Literary Pulp at Its Angstiest!
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I've heard good things, but I worry this particular piece won't conform to my disCERNing literary taste. - Matty Malaprop

Must Be From Montana

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Must Be From Montana
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Just kidding Montana you know I love you! ... but seriously Gallatin Gateway you're like two trucker hats away from a redneck convention. - Matty Malaprop