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Don't forget to take out the trash. Since you wrecked the place and trashed everything, it's time to stock up and pun yourself back into rhythm. These hilarious trash puns will have you recycling in no time, so make sure not to miss a single one.

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... because the South is waaaaaaaaaay behind on adopting modern recycling practices. - Matty Malaprop

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I've heard good things, but I worry this particular piece won't conform to my disCERNing literary taste. - Matty Malaprop

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Just kidding Montana you know I love you! ... but seriously Gallatin Gateway you're like two trucker hats away from a redneck convention. - Matty Malaprop

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And if your significant other catches you doing it with someone else, then it's also an act that's liable to get you dumped. - Matty Malaprop

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