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For as much as I want to believe Springsteen will be cast in an episode of "Sherlock," I know it's probably hopeless. After all, he wouldn't be a great fit for British television seeing as he was born in the U.S.A. - Matty Malaprop

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Poor Poe was never the same after his fiancée Annabel Lee's final, fatal encounter with his friend Tinky Winky. - Matty Malaprop

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"Danson With The Stars": The hit new television program where Ted Danson pretends to be Carl Sagan. I've got every episode queued up on my DVR! - Matty Malaprop

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Sure, it's a totally biased program, but with all the sham news on basically every station, I don't mind being shielded from the horrors of diatribes from time to time. - Matty Malaprop