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cat,colin,colin farrel,double meaning,feral,homophone,literalism,surname
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This just reinforces the fact that he gets all the pussy(cat) in the world. - Matty Malaprop

david schwimmer,literalism,similar sounding,surname,swimmer
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Creepy old women in one-piece swimsuits are creepy old women in one-piece swimsuits, and nothing changes and/or redeems that fact at the end of the day. - Matty Malaprop

bowie,david bowie,literalism,portmanteau,rainbow,shoop,surname
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Stars... rainbows... WHAT'S NEXT BOWIE? ARE YOU GONNA TURN INTO A CLOUD????? - Matty Malaprop

Brandon Flowers,frontman,Hall of Fame,lead singer,literalism,longform,Songs,surname,the killers
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So one day my BFF Brandon Flowers informed me that he'd taken a position with Sam's Town police department as a detective, and was working to track down a couple of serial Killers. I asked the names of The Killers, and he told me they were Mr. Brightside and Jenny [No Last Name Given]. Realizing the work he was involved in was very important, I decided it was best to tell the truth: I've never met a Mr. Brightside, but I do seem to recall that Jenny was a friend of mine at some point. Though For Reasons Unknown, I can't seem to remember anything specific regarding Jenny's involvement with my life. - Matty Malaprop

led zeppelin,page not found,surname,literalism,Jimmy Page,404 error
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Without him, the rest of the band is just too dazed and confused to do anything! They're really in a jam because of this! - Matty Malaprop

sarah jessica parker,surname,driving,driver,Before And After,opposites,parking
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Let's hope she's not parked in front of a fire hydrant in the left image... otherwise she'll end up as Sarah Jessica Fightingwithatowingservice! - Matty Malaprop

Hall of Fame,literalism,prefix,Reese Witherspoon,spoon,suffix,surname,with,without
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But what if there is no spoon? Will Reese simply be ereesed from the annals of history? - Matty Malaprop

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