Brandon Flowers

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Brandon Flowers
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So one day my BFF Brandon Flowers informed me that he'd taken a position with Sam's Town police department as a detective, and was working to track down a couple of serial Killers. I asked the names of The Killers, and he told me they were Mr. Brightside and Jenny [No Last Name Given]. Realizing the work he was involved in was very important, I decided it was best to tell the truth: I've never met a Mr. Brightside, but I do seem to recall that Jenny was a friend of mine at some point. Though For Reasons Unknown, I can't seem to remember anything specific regarding Jenny's involvement with my life. - Matty Malaprop

I Have So Many Stardust Memories of These Two

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I Have So Many Stardust Memories of These Two
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Punmaster Artanus says: "Tim Allen played the part of Buzz Lightyear. If we tried the opposite combination... I don't think Buzz Hanks is a person."

Buzz Hanks might not be a person, but Buzz Shanks very well might be a sex position... #You'reWelcomeForThatOne - Matty Malaprop

Charlie Chaplain

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Charlie Chaplain
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Punmaster mitchells2003 says: "I thought it was just monks who would take a vow of silence..."

I guess that vow extends to those renowned for munkeying around, too. - Matty Malaprop

But Do You Have a Flag?

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But Do You Have a Flag?
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When in doubt about Eddie Izzard, ALWAYS reference the flag routine. #ThingsMyEditorToldMe #ButSeriouslyIt'sAlwaysFunny - Matty Malaprop