Great Shirt, or Greatest Shirt?

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Great Shirt, or Greatest Shirt?
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I don't care what anyone says; I'll love Steven Seagal and his body of work until I'm Half Past Dead. - Matty Malaprop

David Guetta's Poorer Incarnation

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David Guetta's Poorer Incarnation
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Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn, that vinyl-on-tire sound! So avant-garde! - Matty Malaprop

More like NO'Reilly AMIRITE?

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More like NO'Reilly AMIRITE?
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Anyone who answers to Fox News' Glenn Beck and call deserves to have their eyes pecked out by an owl. Just sayin'. - Matty Malaprop

But Where is the Requisite Codpiece?

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But Where is the Requisite Codpiece?
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Also, I was kind of half-expecting it to be a star, man. - Matty Malaprop

That Doesn't Seem Physically Possible...

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That Doesn't Seem Physically Possible...
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Besides, I made a call to Morrow yesterday and I still haven't heard back! - Matty Malaprop

YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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He's a grown-ass man, so I wouldn't worry too much. If there's one thing I know about Carey Price, it's that he never has a problem Careying his own weight. - Matty Malaprop