But can they bend it like Beckham, I wonder? - Matty Malaprop
It's my birthday tomorrow, boys and girls. Buy me this shirt as a prezzie plz? - Matty Malaprop
Why wash your clothes when you can slosh your clothes, is what my mother always told me. - Matty Malaprop
This just reinforces the fact that he gets all the pussy(cat) in the world. - Matty Malaprop
Hmmm... maybe her X took the kid for the weekend? - Matty Malaprop
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Let's hope she's not parked in front of a fire hydrant in the left image... otherwise she'll end up as Sarah Jessica Fightingwithatowingservice! - Matty Malaprop
If I'm going to be incessantly eyed by some cyclopean fiend, he might as well at least taste of delicious chamomile! - Matty Malaprop
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