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I hear his performance in Prometheus is just splendid! And if you disagree, then I suppose you can bite his shiny metal ass. - Matty Malaprop

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... but does it have a River? #Let'sMixUpDoctorWhoSeasons #MaybeI'mTrolling - Matty Malaprop

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It's also very probable that he was on a boat well before the Lonely Island ever were. Just sayin'. - Matty Malaprop

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Strangely, Liukin bears a strong resemblance to Nastasya Filipovna from Dostoevsky's The Idiot. This fact made this particular incident a field day for Russian reporters, who humiliated Liukin with such gruesome newspaper headlines as: "Idiot Nastia Lookin' Filipovna flippin' ova on uneven bars." - Matty Malaprop

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I have the weirdest... well, you get the idea. - Matty Malaprop

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