You're Gonna Get Wingdinged for That Offense

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You're Gonna Get Wingdinged for That Offense
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A courier will be with you soon to escort you the helvetica outta here. - Matty Malaprop

A Face Most Mothers Can Love

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A Face Most Mothers Can Love
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Talk about a goose that laid a golden egg! - Matty Malaprop

Sarah Jessica Parkour

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Sarah Jessica Parkour
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it's funny because Sarah Jessica Parker's face totally looks like a horse-face and also that's not cliché at all or anything. - Matty Malaprop

Top Sh-Elf Humor

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Top Sh-Elf Humor
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I wonder if Santa's helpers are just as husky as he is... - Matty Malaprop