Freddie Mercury

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It's my birthday tomorrow, boys and girls. Buy me this shirt as a prezzie plz? - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC: Now With 99 Percent More Alcohol!

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Why wash your clothes when you can slosh your clothes, is what my mother always told me. - Matty Malaprop

Colin Feral

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This just reinforces the fact that he gets all the pussy(cat) in the world. - Matty Malaprop

WHO IS DRIVING HORSE IS DRIVING HOW CAN THAT BE??????

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Let's hope she's not parked in front of a fire hydrant in the left image... otherwise she'll end up as Sarah Jessica Fightingwithatowingservice! - Matty Malaprop

Its Flavor is Just Monstrous

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If I'm going to be incessantly eyed by some cyclopean fiend, he might as well at least taste of delicious chamomile! - Matty Malaprop