Natalie Portman

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I have the weirdest... well, you get the idea. - Matty Malaprop

Brandon Flowers

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So one day my BFF Brandon Flowers informed me that he'd taken a position with Sam's Town police department as a detective, and was working to track down a couple of serial Killers. I asked the names of The Killers, and he told me they were Mr. Brightside and Jenny [No Last Name Given]. Realizing the work he was involved in was very important, I decided it was best to tell the truth: I've never met a Mr. Brightside, but I do seem to recall that Jenny was a friend of mine at some point. Though For Reasons Unknown, I can't seem to remember anything specific regarding Jenny's involvement with my life. - Matty Malaprop

He's An Ambi-Roundhousekicker!

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The compass rose aligns the way it does because Eastwood kicked it into that position, you know. - Matty Malaprop

The Walken Dead

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This one never really gets old with you people, does it? - Matty Malaprop

You're Gonna Get Wingdinged for That Offense

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A courier will be with you soon to escort you the helvetica outta here. - Matty Malaprop