Freddie Mercury

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It's my birthday tomorrow, boys and girls. Buy me this shirt as a prezzie plz? - Matty Malaprop

And His Attorney's Name is Harold Balsagna

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And his wife's name is Gianna Normus-Nockurs. - Matty Malaprop

Captain Jack Sparrow

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But why is the birdseed gone!!?! - Matty Malaprop

He's in Love With a Pamphlet

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It's also very probable that he was on a boat well before the Lonely Island ever were. Just sayin'. - Matty Malaprop

Either the Wallpaper Goes, or I Drink My Own Piss

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Loved by many, loathed by many, both men understood the importance of being earnest. - Matty Malaprop

Sasha Grey...

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I'm still holding out hope for a movie featuring Sasha Sepia, myself. - Matty Malaprop

Top Sh-Elf Humor

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I wonder if Santa's helpers are just as husky as he is... - Matty Malaprop