Without him, the rest of the band is just too dazed and confused to do anything! They're really in a jam because of this! - Matty Malaprop
If I may nitpick for but a moment, I really do think the bottom left would be better named as "Matt LeRose." Then again, I could just be blind. Or not know how to say salmon en Français. Either way. - Matty Malaprop
Show me a photo of Charlie Sheen with a vibrant sheen, and THEN we'll talk about Sheen puns. - Matty Malaprop
He also plays the xylophone and hangs out at diners with Iggy Pop! Is there anything this man can't do?? - Matty Malaprop
No homo but seriously JT will you please to be my ~~boyfriend~~???? - Matty Malaprop
Moar Justin TimberLOLing over here!
Let us not go there... it is a silly place. - Matty Malaprop
But why is the birdseed gone!!?! - Matty Malaprop
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