Punmaster MasuHUN says: "Also losing some of his arm-ore."
Well this a story all about how that metal got flipped, turned upside-down... - Matty Malaprop
Yo, readers, I'm really happy you're enjoying this joke, and I'mma let you finish, but Kanye Zest is one of the best Kanye West last-name variations of all time! OF ALL TIME! - Matty Malaprop
LENIN. LENIN. NOT LENINE. UGGGGGGGGGGGH WORST TYPO. - Matty Malaprop
What sort of dipping sauce is that?
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Also, I was kind of half-expecting it to be a star, man. - Matty Malaprop
Punmaster JanosP says: "Tom gets tired of acting sometimes and works as a cruise control switch."
He's exactly the thing you want in your car when you're tasked with an impossible mission. - Matty Malaprop
Caption ALL the celebrities!
Let's hope she's not parked in front of a fire hydrant in the left image... otherwise she'll end up as Sarah Jessica Fightingwithatowingservice! - Matty Malaprop