Either the Wallpaper Goes, or I Drink My Own Piss

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Loved by many, loathed by many, both men understood the importance of being earnest. - Matty Malaprop

Page Not Found

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Without him, the rest of the band is just too dazed and confused to do anything! They're really in a jam because of this! - Matty Malaprop

That Skit Was Her Hair Pièce de Résistance

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In my opinion, she's always at her best when her characters are wiiging out. - Matty Malaprop

Sasha Grey...

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I'm still holding out hope for a movie featuring Sasha Sepia, myself. - Matty Malaprop

He's An Ambi-Roundhousekicker!

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Clint Eastwood,direction,east,literalism,surname,west
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The compass rose aligns the way it does because Eastwood kicked it into that position, you know. - Matty Malaprop

If I Cee Another Cee Lo Joke...

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This one kinda makes sense if you're dyslexic I guess... - Matty Malaprop