It's my birthday tomorrow, boys and girls. Buy me this shirt as a prezzie plz? - Matty Malaprop
And his wife's name is Gianna Normus-Nockurs. - Matty Malaprop
But why is the birdseed gone!!?! - Matty Malaprop
It's also very probable that he was on a boat well before the Lonely Island ever were. Just sayin'. - Matty Malaprop
Loved by many, loathed by many, both men understood the importance of being earnest. - Matty Malaprop
I'm still holding out hope for a movie featuring Sasha Sepia, myself. - Matty Malaprop
I wonder if Santa's helpers are just as husky as he is... - Matty Malaprop
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