It Might Be Important Someday!

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A Bob Marley impersonator with good taste in typeface will probably appreciate this pun. Now all I need to do is find myself a Bob Marley impersonator with good taste in typeface... - Matty Malaprop

WE DON'T TALK ABOUT HIM IN THIS FAMILY

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... but only because CPS deemed him unfit for planethood. - Matty Malaprop

Man, Pepper is Just SO COLD

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I wonder what we'd have to do to warm that icy bunny heart... - Matty Malaprop

Sun Direction

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Is that an actual One Direction lyric? Really? REALLY?? - Matty Malaprop

His Ego Makes Him Blind

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He thinks he's all that, but he's really just full of hot air. - Matty Malaprop

Gives New Meaning to "The Big Giant Head"

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The MS Paint additions to the 3rd Rock logo really tie the pun together, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

I Think the Ice Actually Said Something a Bit Nastier...

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This isn't a breakup between the two of them so much as it's a very very heated divorce, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop