A Bob Marley impersonator with good taste in typeface will probably appreciate this pun. Now all I need to do is find myself a Bob Marley impersonator with good taste in typeface... - Matty Malaprop
... but only because CPS deemed him unfit for planethood. - Matty Malaprop
I wonder what we'd have to do to warm that icy bunny heart... - Matty Malaprop
Is that an actual One Direction lyric? Really? REALLY?? - Matty Malaprop
He thinks he's all that, but he's really just full of hot air. - Matty Malaprop
The MS Paint additions to the 3rd Rock logo really tie the pun together, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop
This isn't a breakup between the two of them so much as it's a very very heated divorce, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop
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