Is that an actual One Direction lyric? Really? REALLY?? - Matty Malaprop
Oh Mr. Sun, sun, Mr. Golden sun, please don't give me a massive sunburn and make it impossible to sit. That funky ball of gas and fire that keeps us from becoming human popsicles is a hilarious source of entertainment. So sit back, and watch your tan (or sunburn) spread with the Sun's scintillating jokes and puns.
This quick Tumblr post shows just how quickly those dumb questions we type into Google can quickly spiral out of control. At least we don't actually have tons of moths trying to fly into the sun everyday. That'd be sad. Very sad. Check out some more gold from Tumblr with this Tumblr thread that provides an extreme analysis of the Ratatouille timeline.
He thinks he's all that, but he's really just full of hot air. - Matty Malaprop
I wonder what we'd have to do to warm that icy bunny heart... - Matty Malaprop
B-COS math is relevant even in the most tangential situations. - Matty Malaprop
The MS Paint additions to the 3rd Rock logo really tie the pun together, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop