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Oh Mr. Sun, sun, Mr. Golden sun, please don't give me a massive sunburn and make it impossible to sit. That funky ball of gas and fire that keeps us from becoming human popsicles is a hilarious source of entertainment. So sit back, and watch your tan (or sunburn) spread with the Sun's scintillating jokes and puns.

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His Ego Makes Him Blind

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Via Damn Thats Whack
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He thinks he's all that, but he's really just full of hot air. - Matty Malaprop

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Sinerise and Sineset

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By Miki_Tiffany
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B-COS math is relevant even in the most tangential situations. - Matty Malaprop

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It Might Be Important Someday!

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By mofo
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A Bob Marley impersonator with good taste in typeface will probably appreciate this pun. Now all I need to do is find myself a Bob Marley impersonator with good taste in typeface... - Matty Malaprop

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WE DON'T TALK ABOUT HIM IN THIS FAMILY

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Via Octopuns
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... but only because CPS deemed him unfit for planethood. - Matty Malaprop

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I Think the Ice Actually Said Something a Bit Nastier...

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By Joshojo
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This isn't a breakup between the two of them so much as it's a very very heated divorce, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

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Books Let the Imagination Run Free... And Sometimes That's a Weird Thing.

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This was apparently drawn by a 10-year-old, and that's awesome. Except said 10-year-old is way better at art than me, and that's really sad. :( - Matty Malaprop

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Maybe You Should Have Slept On It

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Via Snuh
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You should have seen his face when he figured it out! The realization left him beaming! - Matty Malaprop

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Man, Pepper is Just SO COLD

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By Static_Bunny (Via The Pepper Pancake)
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I wonder what we'd have to do to warm that icy bunny heart... - Matty Malaprop

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Gives New Meaning to "The Big Giant Head"

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By hypertikki
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The MS Paint additions to the 3rd Rock logo really tie the pun together, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

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Sun Direction

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By Unknown
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Is that an actual One Direction lyric? Really? REALLY?? - Matty Malaprop

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