She Just Wants to Go Back to Her Own Living Quarters

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The doctors had never seen anything like it before. They even had to coin a new term to describe the situation! - Matty Malaprop

Musings on Music Theory

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Or musings on music in general... pssk, I don't even know. All I know is I'm a 12-year-old when it comes to giggling at the mention of "G-strings." - Matty Malaprop

More Facebook funniness over here!

Seems Like They're Really Getting to the Crust of the Matter

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After reading this groan-worthy pizza puns, I really feel like I could use a margherita. - Matty Malaprop

Maybe you have Lupin?

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All I can recommend is that Matthew take some medicine and go to bed, lest he wants to Diggory his own grave! - Matty Malaprop