After reading this groan-worthy pizza puns, I really feel like I could use a margherita. - Matty Malaprop
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... and also wouldn't it be "ARRRRange?" Ugh, some punsters' children... - Matty Malaprop
Or musings on music in general... pssk, I don't even know. All I know is I'm a 12-year-old when it comes to giggling at the mention of "G-strings." - Matty Malaprop
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