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Via: Atrophyy
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I mean sure, she's got a bit of a frigid temperament, but what were you really expecting from a Neopolitan girl? - Matty Malaprop

Still no change
By jojodmo2010 (Via: Cheezburger iOS Builder)
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And this right here is why I always get a little irked when doctors try and get cheeky with their 25 cents worth. - Matty Malaprop

What color do pirates wear?
By IG Joe
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... and also wouldn't it be "ARRRRange?" Ugh, some punsters' children... - Matty Malaprop

I gotye there!
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As Gotye's better half (in that video at least) would say, I really hope these endless "Somebody That I Used To Know" puns eventually Settle Down. - Matty Malaprop

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Via: kylebustin.tumblr.com
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I'm betting all these puns were brewed up in Cosmo's Factory... - Matty Malaprop