Tree's a Crowd

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Her boyfriend's name is Douglas Fir, but what she doesn't know is he's been pollenating with other lady-trees and is now a carrier of Phytophthora root rot. - Matty Malaprop

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Good or bad, elevator sex always ends with someone getting the shaft. If you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop