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By floatingpoint
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This overly long Facebook abomination is your fault, Darth Waiter... - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Atrophyy
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I mean sure, she's got a bit of a frigid temperament, but what were you really expecting from a Neopolitan girl? - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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Her boyfriend's name is Douglas Fir, but what she doesn't know is he's been pollenating with other lady-trees and is now a carrier of Phytophthora root rot. - Matty Malaprop

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The doctors had never seen anything like it before. They even had to coin a new term to describe the situation! - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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All I can recommend is that Matthew take some medicine and go to bed, lest he wants to Diggory his own grave! - Matty Malaprop

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By IG Joe
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... and also wouldn't it be "ARRRRange?" Ugh, some punsters' children... - Matty Malaprop

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