I Always Take These Kind of Jokes for Pomegranate

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Orange you glad I don't post too terribly many of these things every week? - Matty Malaprop

Maybe He Should Have Just Kept Silent

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And this, children, is what happens when you open your big mouthpieces. - Matty Malaprop

Does That Mean I'm Allowed to Cut You Down?

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Maybe I'm just too cynical to appreciate love, but I've always felt like weddings are simply mulch ado about nothing. - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC: Still No Change

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And this right here is why I always get a little irked when doctors try and get cheeky with their 25 cents worth. - Matty Malaprop