Maybe He Should Have Just Kept Silent

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And this, children, is what happens when you open your big mouthpieces. - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC: Still No Change

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And this right here is why I always get a little irked when doctors try and get cheeky with their 25 cents worth. - Matty Malaprop

She Just Wants to Go Back to Her Own Living Quarters

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The doctors had never seen anything like it before. They even had to coin a new term to describe the situation! - Matty Malaprop

Maybe you have Lupin?

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All I can recommend is that Matthew take some medicine and go to bed, lest he wants to Diggory his own grave! - Matty Malaprop

I Always Take These Kind of Jokes for Pomegranate

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Orange you glad I don't post too terribly many of these things every week? - Matty Malaprop

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