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I think that's also what you call a surefire way to die of suffocation. But whatever. - Matty Malaprop
I mean, it would need AT LEAST a dozen more lens flares to even pass as a worthwhile Abrams facsimile. - Matty Malaprop
It'd probably still be waaaaaaaaaaay better than Episode III, to be honest. - Matty Malaprop
"Danson With The Stars": The hit new television program where Ted Danson pretends to be Carl Sagan. I've got every episode queued up on my DVR! - Matty Malaprop
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