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Bad Joke Eel on inspirational quotes
By C-fax (Via: Reddit)
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I think that's also what you call a surefire way to die of suffocation. But whatever. - Matty Malaprop

Star Wars Episode 7 (?????)
Via: Joseph Asfoury
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It'd probably still be waaaaaaaaaaay better than Episode III, to be honest. - Matty Malaprop

Star Wars
By Unknown
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I mean, it would need AT LEAST a dozen more lens flares to even pass as a worthwhile Abrams facsimile. - Matty Malaprop

Ted Danson
By tcrutch
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"Danson With The Stars": The hit new television program where Ted Danson pretends to be Carl Sagan. I've got every episode queued up on my DVR! - Matty Malaprop

Untitled
By xyzpdq1
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Trufax: Sign "i"s cost $12.50 a piece. Sign periods cost a dollar just! - Matty Malaprop