stars

Stars shine brightly, just like you! These luminous balls of gas are just scintillating and marvelous in the night sky, and even in picture. So if you want all the wholesome and funny puns and memes that can come from these astronomically-oriented bodies, look no further.

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By Unknown
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I mean, it would need AT LEAST a dozen more lens flares to even pass as a worthwhile Abrams facsimile. - Matty Malaprop

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By tcrutch
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"Danson With The Stars": The hit new television program where Ted Danson pretends to be Carl Sagan. I've got every episode queued up on my DVR! - Matty Malaprop

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By xyzpdq1
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Trufax: Sign "i"s cost $12.50 a piece. Sign periods cost a dollar just! - Matty Malaprop

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It'd probably still be waaaaaaaaaaay better than Episode III, to be honest. - Matty Malaprop