Together they roam the galaxy in their trusty Millenium Waffalcone. - Matty Malaprop

Before you even ask; yes, he high-fived first. - Matty Malaprop

I mean, it would need AT LEAST a dozen more lens flares to even pass as a worthwhile Abrams facsimile. - Matty Malaprop

It's not the facelessness that's most frightening here, it's the realization that James Earl Jones would make a TERRIFYING Slenderman voice actor. - Matty Malaprop

It'd probably still be waaaaaaaaaaay better than Episode III, to be honest. - Matty Malaprop