After all, I was Rowling in my seat in agony after I finished the epilogue... - Matty Malaprop
You can't expect to be joined at the bit with someone without running into a few codependency issues... - Matty Malaprop
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You won't ever catch me at something like this. Personally I think these kind of people are bandits — the whole lot of them! - Matty Malaprop
Air Jordans might be more expensive, but this guy knows you can't beat shoes that are kid-tested and mother-approved! - Matty Malaprop
If I were you, I'd totally roast this guy for the 'tude he's giving you right now, bro. - Matty Malaprop
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