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double meaning,grill,literalism,sausage,slang
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If I were you, I'd totally roast this guy for the 'tude he's giving you right now, bro. - Matty Malaprop

dogs,dope,double meaning,insult,lolcats,slang
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Fortunately (unfortunately?), man's best friend is more or less man's worst drug. Unless you're a crazy dog person, but that's just silly. - Matty Malaprop

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

abbreviation,cookies,double meaning,gingerbread,gingerbread man,Hall of Fame,homophone,literalism,nam,nom,slang,veteran,Vietnam
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It's not all bad though. At the very least, they discharged him from the U.S. Oven with a Purple Heart baked into his frosting uniform. - Matty Malaprop

bohemian rhapsody,Edgar Allan Poe,Hall of Fame,literalism,lyrics,poe,poor,queen,similar sounding,slang
Via: Reddit
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Bohemian and rhapsodic aren't the first words I usually use to describe Poe's body of work, but if the song fits, wear it? - Matty Malaprop

goats,Hall of Fame,literalism,slang,totes,totes mcgoats
By Belly Bellerton
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It's actually a colloquial shortening from the original Welsh phrase "Toteselesq'atabargrileshmidoo Mc'mwangborgoddul Goatsempriq'attlattl." THE MORE YOU KNOW. - Matty Malaprop

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