The Seventh Book Really is a Joke

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double meaning,Harry Potter,internet speak,j-k-rowling,jk,just kidding,lingo,literalism,lol,slang
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After all, I was Rowling in my seat in agony after I finished the epilogue... - Matty Malaprop

NO.

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bond,codependency,connected,connection,Hall of Fame,joined,lego,legos,let go,no,refusal,slang
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You can't expect to be joined at the bit with someone without running into a few codependency issues... - Matty Malaprop

Chuck Testa?

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class,docs,doctors,double meaning,homophones,literalism,medics,pair,paradox,slang,Team Fortress 2
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I mean, if he can stitch up a Rhino, then certainly he should have no trouble doing the same thing to a Heavy, right? - Matty Malaprop

You Gotta Rac Up Those Donation Dollars Somehow!

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convention,coon,gathering,literalism,prefix,raccoon,similar sounding,slang
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You won't ever catch me at something like this. Personally I think these kind of people are bandits — the whole lot of them! - Matty Malaprop

Sweet Kicks, Bro!

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cereal,double meaning,homophone,kicks,kix,literalism,shoes,slang
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Air Jordans might be more expensive, but this guy knows you can't beat shoes that are kid-tested and mother-approved! - Matty Malaprop

Ugh, He's Seriously the BrautWORST.

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double meaning,grill,literalism,sausage,slang
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If I were you, I'd totally roast this guy for the 'tude he's giving you right now, bro. - Matty Malaprop