It's Not the Kind You're Thinking of, Though

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dogs,dope,double meaning,insult,lolcats,slang
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Fortunately (unfortunately?), man's best friend is more or less man's worst drug. Unless you're a crazy dog person, but that's just silly. - Matty Malaprop

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

The Seventh Book Really is a Joke

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double meaning,Harry Potter,internet speak,j-k-rowling,jk,just kidding,lingo,literalism,lol,slang
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After all, I was Rowling in my seat in agony after I finished the epilogue... - Matty Malaprop

He Made You Some Hotdogs, But He Eated Them

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dogs,double meaning,grill,Hall of Fame,literalism,slang,up
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Further proof that the hazards of wiener dog ownership are many and varied. - Matty Malaprop

You can has moar goggies over here!

Maybe You Should Shed That Title...

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ambition,cut,double meaning,failure,goal,literalism,slang,tool
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I mean, I know in your glory days there was no other soul who could ply like you, but you seem to have gotten a little rusty with age... - Matty Malaprop