Funny You Should Ask...

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Funny You Should Ask...
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It's actually refreshing, that question. Everyone just assumes I'm jam or preserves and moves on with it! Do you know how much it hurts to live your life misclassified? - Matty Malaprop

These Letters Are Always Pretty Crappy

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These Letters Are Always Pretty Crappy
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Oh... I SEE IT'S FUNNY B/C OUTHOUSES AND DEER SIGNS AND LETTER-SHAPE-THINGS. - Matty Malaprop

I'm Butter, Too

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I'm Butter, Too
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It's a pretty sweet mattress, to be sure, but the way it crunches whenever a cinnaman is over is a little awkward... - Matty Malaprop

It's Not the Kind You're Thinking of, Though

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It's Not the Kind You're Thinking of, Though
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Fortunately (unfortunately?), man's best friend is more or less man's worst drug. Unless you're a crazy dog person, but that's just silly. - Matty Malaprop

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

Maybe You Should Shed That Title...

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Maybe You Should Shed That Title...
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I mean, I know in your glory days there was no other soul who could ply like you, but you seem to have gotten a little rusty with age... - Matty Malaprop

Must Be From Montana

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Must Be From Montana
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Just kidding Montana you know I love you! ... but seriously Gallatin Gateway you're like two trucker hats away from a redneck convention. - Matty Malaprop