slang

blocker,buzzkill,chicken,different meaning,double meaning,ICWUDT,shape,slang
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

Though I suppose a stopped bottle of wine is a bit less inviting than an unstopped one... - Matty Malaprop

after,before,Edgar Allan Poe,opposites,Po,po',rich,slang
Via: Reddit
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

And they said he could never make an easy living off his art! - Matty Malaprop

Editor's Note: Heads up, Punmasters! Starting tomorrow, So Much Pun will officially be a part of Memebase! That's the only change, though; I'll still be in charge of things 'round these punny parts!

If you want to avoid any downtime, make sure to change your bookmark to http://memebase.cheezburger.com/puns tomorrow morning! Thanks, and see you all again soon! - Matty Malaprop

goats,Hall of Fame,literalism,slang,totes,totes mcgoats
By Belly Bellerton
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

It's actually a colloquial shortening from the original Welsh phrase "Toteselesq'atabargrileshmidoo Mc'mwangborgoddul Goatsempriq'attlattl." THE MORE YOU KNOW. - Matty Malaprop

ambition,cut,double meaning,failure,goal,literalism,slang,tool
By Unknown
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

I mean, I know in your glory days there was no other soul who could ply like you, but you seem to have gotten a little rusty with age... - Matty Malaprop

actually,answer,double meaning,jealous,jelly,jellz,literalism,question,slang,yes,you jelly
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

It's actually refreshing, that question. Everyone just assumes I'm jam or preserves and moves on with it! Do you know how much it hurts to live your life misclassified? - Matty Malaprop

bond,codependency,connected,connection,Hall of Fame,joined,lego,legos,let go,no,refusal,slang
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

You can't expect to be joined at the bit with someone without running into a few codependency issues... - Matty Malaprop

Back to Top