Now We Know How She Got Pregnant...

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Now We Know How She Got Pregnant...
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I mean, only gamma-enhanced semen could penetrate her alcoholic lining, OBVIOUSLY. - Matty Malaprop

NO.

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NO.
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You can't expect to be joined at the bit with someone without running into a few codependency issues... - Matty Malaprop

Jail Bait

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Jail Bait
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This is just so incredibly self-evident, and I'm just so incredibly mortified by this kind of mildly fetishistic humor. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY, PEOPLE WHO VOTED FOR THIS KIND OF THING. - Matty Malaprop