Sweet Kicks, Bro!

Favorite
cereal,double meaning,homophone,kicks,kix,literalism,shoes,slang
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Air Jordans might be more expensive, but this guy knows you can't beat shoes that are kid-tested and mother-approved! - Matty Malaprop

Talk About a Groaner...

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cell,cellular,double meaning,dream,mitochondria,shortening,slang,weird
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I really, really, really DNHate this pun. - Matty Malaprop

Must Be From Montana

Favorite
color,double meaning,literalism,slang,trash,white,white trash
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Just kidding Montana you know I love you! ... but seriously Gallatin Gateway you're like two trucker hats away from a redneck convention. - Matty Malaprop

Shrimp on the Barbie

Favorite
barbecue,Barbie,barbie doll,double meaning,literalism,shrimp,slang
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Looks to me like Barbie finally got some tail! - Matty Malaprop

You Gotta Rac Up Those Donation Dollars Somehow!

Favorite
convention,coon,gathering,literalism,prefix,raccoon,similar sounding,slang
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You won't ever catch me at something like this. Personally I think these kind of people are bandits — the whole lot of them! - Matty Malaprop

The Seventh Book Really is a Joke

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double meaning,Harry Potter,internet speak,j-k-rowling,jk,just kidding,lingo,literalism,lol,slang
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After all, I was Rowling in my seat in agony after I finished the epilogue... - Matty Malaprop

These Letters Are Always Pretty Crappy

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colloquialism,dear john letter,deer,double meaning,johns,letters,literalism,slang
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Oh... I SEE IT'S FUNNY B/C OUTHOUSES AND DEER SIGNS AND LETTER-SHAPE-THINGS. - Matty Malaprop