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If he seems mopey when you find him, don't worry too much about it. He's always been Kind of Blue. - Matty Malaprop

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I mean, if he can stitch up a Rhino, then certainly he should have no trouble doing the same thing to a Heavy, right? - Matty Malaprop

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If I were you, I'd totally roast this guy for the 'tude he's giving you right now, bro. - Matty Malaprop

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It's actually refreshing, that question. Everyone just assumes I'm jam or preserves and moves on with it! Do you know how much it hurts to live your life misclassified? - Matty Malaprop

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In the end, he wound up in a holding Duracell, but he tried to stay positive about the whole messy affair. - Matty Malaprop

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