Nice Shoes!

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Nice Shoes!
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Available for a limited time only: Soccer Mom Slip Ons! - Matty Malaprop

Sweet Kicks, Bro!

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Sweet Kicks, Bro!
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Air Jordans might be more expensive, but this guy knows you can't beat shoes that are kid-tested and mother-approved! - Matty Malaprop

Just Look at Those Presidential Pumps!

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Just Look at Those Presidential Pumps!
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And as your resident male punmaster, I hereby absolve myself from knowing what pumps actually look like, so my above title maintains both its integrity and its alliteration. - Matty Malaprop