She May Be Hot, But Her Personality is Rather Chile

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There's gold in them there frills! - Matty Malaprop

She Must Be Really Pissed!

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If I can offer my two cents, I'd say she's kind of being a bad (water)sport about the whole ordeal, honestly... - Matty Malaprop

It's a Very Important Practice

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... but god only knows if I'll ever get the hang of combination lock condoms. - Matty Malaprop

The Amount of Likes on This Post Just Keeps Going Up

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Good or bad, elevator sex always ends with someone getting the shaft. If you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop

Also, It's Really Creepy...

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SMP CLASSIC-ish: Crumb for Me, Baby!

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Looks like someone's been sowing his wild nine-grains again... - Matty Malaprop

Indeed it Is.

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And if your significant other catches you doing it with someone else, then it's also an act that's liable to get you dumped. - Matty Malaprop