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By Josh Chandra
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Which, if you've never had that kind of sex, let me just be the first to tell you it's like WOAH. #morethanyouwantedtoknowaboutyourfriendlyneighborhoodpunmaster'ssexlife #longesthashtagever - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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... but god only knows if I'll ever get the hang of combination lock condoms. - Matty Malaprop

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And if your significant other catches you doing it with someone else, then it's also an act that's liable to get you dumped. - Matty Malaprop

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