Wow, What Hypocrites!

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I'd tell them to share the love, but I'm pretty sure that violates their moral code as well... - Matty Malaprop

The Kind That Makes Your Toenail Polish Curl

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double meaning,literalism,makeup,make up,make-up sex,sex
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Which, if you've never had that kind of sex, let me just be the first to tell you it's like WOAH. #morethanyouwantedtoknowaboutyourfriendlyneighborhoodpunmaster'ssexlife #longesthashtagever - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC-ish: Crumb for Me, Baby!

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Looks like someone's been sowing his wild nine-grains again... - Matty Malaprop

She Must Be Really Pissed!

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If I can offer my two cents, I'd say she's kind of being a bad (water)sport about the whole ordeal, honestly... - Matty Malaprop