There's gold in them there frills! - Matty Malaprop
If I can offer my two cents, I'd say she's kind of being a bad (water)sport about the whole ordeal, honestly... - Matty Malaprop
... but god only knows if I'll ever get the hang of combination lock condoms. - Matty Malaprop
Good or bad, elevator sex always ends with someone getting the shaft. If you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop
Looks like someone's been sowing his wild nine-grains again... - Matty Malaprop
And if your significant other catches you doing it with someone else, then it's also an act that's liable to get you dumped. - Matty Malaprop
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