Chapter Sex With Hannah Hart

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A five-minute video wherein Hannah Hart talks about sex and makes a half-dozen puns while wearing a carrot onesie? Sounds great to me! - Matty Malaprop

Editor's Note: NSFW, A five-minute video wherein Hannah Hart talks about sex and makes a half-dozen puns while wearing a carrot onesie.

The Amount of Likes on This Post Just Keeps Going Up

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The Amount of Likes on This Post Just Keeps Going Up
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Good or bad, elevator sex always ends with someone getting the shaft. If you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop

Livin' it Up As You're Going Down

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Livin' it Up As You're Going Down
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I suppose if you're an exhibitionist then this sort of thing gets you about as Pumped up as Steven Tyler always is. - Matty Malaprop

Indeed it Is.

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Indeed it Is.
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And if your significant other catches you doing it with someone else, then it's also an act that's liable to get you dumped. - Matty Malaprop

The Kind That Makes Your Toenail Polish Curl

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The Kind That Makes Your Toenail Polish Curl
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Which, if you've never had that kind of sex, let me just be the first to tell you it's like WOAH. #morethanyouwantedtoknowaboutyourfriendlyneighborhoodpunmaster'ssexlife #longesthashtagever - Matty Malaprop