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And if your significant other catches you doing it with someone else, then it's also an act that's liable to get you dumped. - Matty Malaprop

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By Kevin Bacon
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Good or bad, elevator sex always ends with someone getting the shaft. If you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop

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By xyzpdq1
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I'd tell them to share the love, but I'm pretty sure that violates their moral code as well... - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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... but god only knows if I'll ever get the hang of combination lock condoms. - Matty Malaprop

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