Finally, We've Learned How to Prevent Shark Attacks!

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Next time you start bleeding while surfing, all you'll need to make it back to shore alive is a full-body seal costume and a simple splint. #THEMOREYOUKNOW #RAINBOW - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC: Confused Shark is Confused

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Most sharks aren't particularly picky about what they eat, but sometimes their limits are rather finite. - Matty Malaprop

A Magical Seal

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Why does the magical seal always suggest bowling as an alternative? Because he's terrified of the club. #groan - Matty Malaprop

Anyone know who created this comic? Let me know in the comments!

Always Make Sure to Seal Your Windows

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It won't keep the draft out, but it will keep the cute in! - Matty Malaprop

I Love the Way This Joke Seals the Deal

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Well sure, this pun is a bit of a stretch, but it's funny enough that I find that to be mostly irrelephant(seal). - Matty Malaprop