seal

ultimatum,alternative,seal,suggestion,magical,animal,double meaning,protection
By Unknown
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Why does the magical seal always suggest bowling as an alternative? Because he's terrified of the club. #groan - Matty Malaprop

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approval,double meaning,literalism,seal,seal of approval
By suemax
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That's the most oddly attractive OK I've ever received in my life... and I kind of like it, to be quite honest with you. - Matty Malaprop

broken,double meaning,literalism,seal,shark,warning
By Snake73 (Via: Phil Watson)
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Next time you start bleeding while surfing, all you'll need to make it back to shore alive is a full-body seal costume and a simple splint. #THEMOREYOUKNOW #RAINBOW - Matty Malaprop

warning,instructions,do not,consume,seal,broken,literalism,double meaning,shark,confused
By Unknown
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Most sharks aren't particularly picky about what they eat, but sometimes their limits are rather finite. - Matty Malaprop

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