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Why does the magical seal always suggest bowling as an alternative? Because he's terrified of the club. #groan - Matty Malaprop

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... just kidding! ALL I EVER WANT TO DO EVERY SECOND OF MY LIFE IS MAKE ANIMAL PUNS SO DEALWITHIT.GIF - Matty Malaprop

Check out more funny animals at Animal Capshunz!

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Most sharks aren't particularly picky about what they eat, but sometimes their limits are rather finite. - Matty Malaprop

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Strong, fearless and a capable swimmer. Seems like prime military material to me! - Matty Malaprop

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