Why does the magical seal always suggest bowling as an alternative? Because he's terrified of the club. #groan - Matty Malaprop
Anyone know who created this comic? Let me know in the comments!
Most sharks aren't particularly picky about what they eat, but sometimes their limits are rather finite. - Matty Malaprop
That's the most oddly attractive OK I've ever received in my life... and I kind of like it, to be quite honest with you. - Matty Malaprop
It won't keep the draft out, but it will keep the cute in! - Matty Malaprop