Why does the magical seal always suggest bowling as an alternative? Because he's terrified of the club. #groan - Matty Malaprop
Anyone know who created this comic? Let me know in the comments!
It won't keep the draft out, but it will keep the cute in! - Matty Malaprop
That's the most oddly attractive OK I've ever received in my life... and I kind of like it, to be quite honest with you. - Matty Malaprop
Next time you start bleeding while surfing, all you'll need to make it back to shore alive is a full-body seal costume and a simple splint. #THEMOREYOUKNOW #RAINBOW - Matty Malaprop
Most sharks aren't particularly picky about what they eat, but sometimes their limits are rather finite. - Matty Malaprop