Most sharks aren't particularly picky about what they eat, but sometimes their limits are rather finite. - Matty Malaprop
Next time you start bleeding while surfing, all you'll need to make it back to shore alive is a full-body seal costume and a simple splint. #THEMOREYOUKNOW #RAINBOW - Matty Malaprop
Better than a seal made out of whale byproduct, amirite? - Matty Malaprop
Seal of approval
That's the most oddly attractive OK I've ever received in my life... and I kind of like it, to be quite honest with you. - Matty Malaprop
Why does the magical seal always suggest bowling as an alternative? Because he's terrified of the club. #groan - Matty Malaprop
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