Why does the magical seal always suggest bowling as an alternative? Because he's terrified of the club. #groan - Matty Malaprop
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Next time you start bleeding while surfing, all you'll need to make it back to shore alive is a full-body seal costume and a simple splint. #THEMOREYOUKNOW #RAINBOW - Matty Malaprop
Most sharks aren't particularly picky about what they eat, but sometimes their limits are rather finite. - Matty Malaprop
Better than a seal made out of whale byproduct, amirite? - Matty Malaprop
That's the most oddly attractive OK I've ever received in my life... and I kind of like it, to be quite honest with you. - Matty Malaprop
It won't keep the draft out, but it will keep the cute in! - Matty Malaprop
Strong, fearless and a capable swimmer. Seems like prime military material to me! - Matty Malaprop
... just kidding! ALL I EVER WANT TO DO EVERY SECOND OF MY LIFE IS MAKE ANIMAL PUNS SO DEALWITHIT.GIF - Matty Malaprop
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Well sure, this pun is a bit of a stretch, but it's funny enough that I find that to be mostly irrelephant(seal). - Matty Malaprop