Guns Don't Kill People. Sodium Does.

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Guns Don't Kill People. Sodium Does.
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Punmaster Sofa-Knee says: "'I hope none of my peanut friends ever get a-salted.' -The Man"

Thanks for that write-up, "The Man." Saves me the trouble of having to do one of my own! - Matty Malaprop

No Ware to Run, No Ware to Hide

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No Ware to Run, No Ware to Hide
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They didn't manage to off their first victim, though they did leave him visibly shaken afterward. - Matty Malaprop