Morton And Duracell Have Been Up To Bad Things

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The Base is Under A Salt

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Whatta Condiment

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But Who Has The Flag?!

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No Ware to Run, No Ware to Hide

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They didn't manage to off their first victim, though they did leave him visibly shaken afterward. - Matty Malaprop

Too Much Sodium Is Killer

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Buttery Delicious Puns

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