I always had a preference for Zero, but my mother forbade me owning a sword... :( - Matty Malaprop
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Though if you're sexually aroused by copious amounts of dust, there are probably other things you ought to be doing instead of brushing your shoulders off... like seeing a therapist, or checking yourself into an institution... - Matty Malaprop
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