As a Magic Player, I'm Basically Obligated to Post This

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bad ass,Badass,card,double meaning,literalism,magic,magic the gathering,meme,Rage Comics,TCG,watch out
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As long as you keep up Doom Blade mana and keep growling you can tap it and remove it from combat instead of having it die? Seems like a pretty exceptional ass to me! - Matty Malaprop

The Sourest of All Warning Lights

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ajar,car,comic,door,door ajar,FFFUUUU,light,literalism,rage,Rage Comics,warning,warning light
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And Here I Thought Rap Metal Was Finally Dead...

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50 cent,bored,Cents,double meaning,fifty,Hall of Fame,literalism,lolwut,me gusta,quarter,rage comic,Rage Comics,two
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Pie Rats of the Carrbeans!

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derp,derpy,Hall of Fame,jack sparrow,Johnny Depp,Pirate,Pirates of the Caribbean,Rage Comics,rage face
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We are very much alike, you and I. I and you. Potato. - Matty Malaprop

PORTALITY!

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combat,juxtaposition,meme,Mortal Kombat,Portal,portals,portmanteau,rage comic,Rage Comics,scorpion,trollface
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Because, you know, a really tiny, completely unimportant and not remotely anticipated game came out today, or something. - Matty Malaprop

Dr. NO.

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double meaning,dr-no,expression,james bond,no face,Rage Comics
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Me Q-sta. - Matty Malaprop

Mythos and Meme, Together at Last

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comic,faces,forever alone,literalism,me gusta,medusa,Rage Comics,similar sounding,stone
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Oh man, the possibilities of mythological rage comics are endless! You have Y Eunomia Guy, Hefapfapfapstus, Me Zeusta, Poseiderp, Poker Phanes... - Matty Malaprop