question

concern,double meaning,Hall of Fame,hoarse,homophone,horse,horses,literalism,question
Via: Reddit
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

I really think -- neigh, I insist! -- you should go see the doctor, Dan. It's not even an equestrian of pride at this point. - Matty Malaprop

answer,doggy style,double meaning,drizzle,Hall of Fame,izzle,literalism,question,snoop dogg,suffix,umbrella
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

It's kinda like when he ordered that diamond-studded cast iron frying pan from Amazon, and in the comments sectioned noted that it was intended "fo' sizzle." - Mattizzle Malapropizzle

hamlet,question,shakespeare,similar sounding,soliloquy,to be,toupee,william shakespeare
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

Following great treachery from seedy family members, Hamlet must now Rogaine his position as rightful hair to his father's throne. - Matty Malaprop

be mine,double meaning,Hall of Fame,literalism,mine,please,question,request
By Unknown
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

You're the only buoy I've ever loved. - Matty Malaprop

question,innuendo,answer,gross,choking,double entendre,advice,2 broke girls
Via: Masterpiece in Chaos
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

Can we please just go back to mono-fart jokes as the de fact form of lowbrow entertainment? Please??? - Matty Malaprop

answer,captain hook,double meaning,hand,literalism,question,second,secondhand,twitter
By codehhaslawlz (Via: @inaneopinions)
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

Quite frankly I'm not convinced he didn't just take the job in hopes of scoring some discounted Tinkerbells. - Matty Malaprop

Back to Top