NO! NO! CTRL + Z!! I was a little heated when I said those hurtful things! I know I ovenreacted, but now that I've cooled off, I want to say I'm sorry! - Matty Malaprop
I don't know about the rest of you, but my parents always had a knack for predicting arrival times at places to a T. - Matty Malaprop
Every veteran hipster knows you don't drink your coffee until you've chain-smoked four cigarettes, duh! - Matty Malaprop
Q: What do you call an entrée of imitation duck meat?
A: A Pâté de Fraud Gras. - Matty Malaprop
This handsome devil's just the spitting image of a Spanish word, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop
It's actually refreshing, that question. Everyone just assumes I'm jam or preserves and moves on with it! Do you know how much it hurts to live your life misclassified? - Matty Malaprop
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