Unsurprisingly, the student in question was denied permission to relieve herself. The correct response was "puis-je utiliser les toilettes?" - Matty Malaprop
Man, the simplicity of google has really been the armpits for people who like to ask riddles. - Matty Malaprop
I really think -- neigh, I insist! -- you should go see the doctor, Dan. It's not even an equestrian of pride at this point. - Matty Malaprop
We'll know more once we get the forensic evidence back from the Lab. - Matty Malaprop
I don't know if the guy in this picture is actually named Tony. I'm just guessing here. He strikes me as a Tony. Or maybe as a Randall... unclear. - Matty Malaprop
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