Ce Parlez en Francais, S'il Vous Plait!

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Ce Parlez en Francais, S'il Vous Plait!
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Unsurprisingly, the student in question was denied permission to relieve herself. The correct response was "puis-je utiliser les toilettes?" - Matty Malaprop

She's Often the Bearder of Bad News

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She's Often the Bearder of Bad News
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Man, the simplicity of google has really been the armpits for people who like to ask riddles. - Matty Malaprop

You Might be Catching a Colt

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You Might be Catching a Colt
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I really think -- neigh, I insist! -- you should go see the doctor, Dan. It's not even an equestrian of pride at this point. - Matty Malaprop

YOU KEEP YOUR DAMN MOUTH SHUT TONY

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YOU KEEP YOUR DAMN MOUTH SHUT TONY
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I don't know if the guy in this picture is actually named Tony. I'm just guessing here. He strikes me as a Tony. Or maybe as a Randall... unclear. - Matty Malaprop