Bad Joke Eel Makes Babies Cry

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I have an inkling that octopuses don't really appreciate being tickled. Sorry Bad Joke Eel. - Matty Malaprop

Welcome to Television Circa 2013

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Can we please just go back to mono-fart jokes as the de fact form of lowbrow entertainment? Please??? - Matty Malaprop

That's Sadly Not Enough to Reserve a John Wilkes Booth...

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A penny? Seriously? Abe might have been an honest dude, but that doesn't mean he wasn't a stinkin' cheapskate. - Matty Malaprop

You Might be Catching a Colt

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I really think -- neigh, I insist! -- you should go see the doctor, Dan. It's not even an equestrian of pride at this point. - Matty Malaprop

You Could Say Their Visuals Are Pretty Basic

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Q: Why do computer programmers tend to be insomniacs? A: They typically consume far too much java every day. - Matty Malaprop

Delete Cookies?

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NO! NO! CTRL + Z!! I was a little heated when I said those hurtful things! I know I ovenreacted, but now that I've cooled off, I want to say I'm sorry! - Matty Malaprop