Q: What do you call an entrée of imitation duck meat?
A: A Pâté de Fraud Gras. - Matty Malaprop
A pun of this caliber is by all accounts just absolutely prepossumsterous. - Matty Malaprop
That kind of behavior indicates to me that this particular fungus was raised with a very poor set of morels. - Matty Malaprop
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Ernie wasn't complaining about the dessert he was dished up, but that fateful homophonic response was the very thing that kept him from receiving the rocky road he'd so desperately dreamed of having that evening. - Matty Malaprop
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