Delete Cookies?

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NO! NO! CTRL + Z!! I was a little heated when I said those hurtful things! I know I ovenreacted, but now that I've cooled off, I want to say I'm sorry! - Matty Malaprop

Just Give it a Few More Moments...

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I don't know about the rest of you, but my parents always had a knack for predicting arrival times at places to a T. - Matty Malaprop

I'm a frayed knot

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Classic Newb Hipster Mistake!

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Every veteran hipster knows you don't drink your coffee until you've chain-smoked four cigarettes, duh! - Matty Malaprop

Dressed With Greens

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Q: What do you call an entrée of imitation duck meat? A: A Pâté de Fraud Gras. - Matty Malaprop

Me Gusta Llamas

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This handsome devil's just the spitting image of a Spanish word, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

Funny You Should Ask...

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It's actually refreshing, that question. Everyone just assumes I'm jam or preserves and moves on with it! Do you know how much it hurts to live your life misclassified? - Matty Malaprop