Hey Joe, I said where you goin' with that pen in your hand? - Matty Malaprop
You get it? Because, like, his face is elongated, and stuff. - Matty Malaprop
I wonder what kind of tragedy has rendered him to be like this... - Matty Malaprop
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It's kinda like when he ordered that diamond-studded cast iron frying pan from Amazon, and in the comments sectioned noted that it was intended "fo' sizzle." - Mattizzle Malapropizzle
Life is trash. I refuse to keep tolerating all the garbage that gets tossed my way day in and day out. - Matty Malaprop
The man then proceeded to wolf down his meal while his animal friends stood by, bearly able to watch such a gruesome spectacle. - Matty Malaprop
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