Dressed With Greens

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Dressed With Greens
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Q: What do you call an entrée of imitation duck meat? A: A Pâté de Fraud Gras. - Matty Malaprop

Geometry Puns Are Weird...

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Geometry Puns Are Weird...
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A pun of this caliber is by all accounts just absolutely prepossumsterous. - Matty Malaprop

These Mushrooms Just Said Something Real Mean About Yo Mamma

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These Mushrooms Just Said Something Real Mean About Yo Mamma
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That kind of behavior indicates to me that this particular fungus was raised with a very poor set of morels. - Matty Malaprop

Anyone know who created this? Let me know in the comments!

Mango Flavored is My Favorite!

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Mango Flavored is My Favorite!
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Ernie wasn't complaining about the dessert he was dished up, but that fateful homophonic response was the very thing that kept him from receiving the rocky road he'd so desperately dreamed of having that evening. - Matty Malaprop