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Following great treachery from seedy family members, Hamlet must now Rogaine his position as rightful hair to his father's throne. - Matty Malaprop

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I mean, I truly think my Sailor Jerry-inspired zombie Hello Kitty Marilyn Monroe pinup girl tattoo speaks for itself. Do you not agree? - Matty Malaprop

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Punmaster TylerBargerhuff says: "When a common question is asked to a 'not so common' person, a funny response usually follows."

My colon is not the thing that needs sprucing up, thankyouverymuch! - Matty Malaprop

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I was going to say you bait it with greens, but I suppose that works too... - Matty Malaprop

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I wonder what kind of tragedy has rendered him to be like this... - Matty Malaprop

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That kind of behavior indicates to me that this particular fungus was raised with a very poor set of morels. - Matty Malaprop

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