Hilariously Stupid Pun FTW

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You get it? Because, like, his face is elongated, and stuff. - Matty Malaprop

New Year's Resolution

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I wonder what kind of tragedy has rendered him to be like this... - Matty Malaprop

You Don't Say?

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Today on self-evident science theater... - Matty Malaprop

Why Does Snoop Dogg Need Anything?

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It's kinda like when he ordered that diamond-studded cast iron frying pan from Amazon, and in the comments sectioned noted that it was intended "fo' sizzle." - Mattizzle Malapropizzle

What a Trashy Response

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Life is trash. I refuse to keep tolerating all the garbage that gets tossed my way day in and day out. - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC: Haha! Taxidermy!

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The man then proceeded to wolf down his meal while his animal friends stood by, bearly able to watch such a gruesome spectacle. - Matty Malaprop