Leaving So Bassoon?

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Punmaster Matt says: "A friend asked me to turn him into a meme..."

Well, it's no epic sax guy, but I guess it'll do in a pinch. - Matty Malaprop

Because a Subtracter Would Just be Silly

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Though I suppose all snakes are dividers, when you stop and think about it. - Matty Malaprop

Just Give Him Time; He'll Get Über It

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He just gets like this sometimes, but he always eternal returns to form eventually. - Matty Malaprop

Why Does Snoop Dogg Need Anything?

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It's kinda like when he ordered that diamond-studded cast iron frying pan from Amazon, and in the comments sectioned noted that it was intended "fo' sizzle." - Mattizzle Malapropizzle