SMP CLASSIC: Haha! Taxidermy!

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SMP CLASSIC: Haha! Taxidermy!
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The man then proceeded to wolf down his meal while his animal friends stood by, bearly able to watch such a gruesome spectacle. - Matty Malaprop

YOU KEEP YOUR DAMN MOUTH SHUT TONY

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YOU KEEP YOUR DAMN MOUTH SHUT TONY
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I don't know if the guy in this picture is actually named Tony. I'm just guessing here. He strikes me as a Tony. Or maybe as a Randall... unclear. - Matty Malaprop

Honesty is the WINNING Policy

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Honesty is the WINNING Policy
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And to think he would have said "inside you" if his gaydar had only given off a slightly stronger signal... - Matty Malaprop

Source: Cyanide & Happiness

'Hamlet Hears a Hoof'

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'Hamlet Hears a Hoof'
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I can see all the best-selling titles now: "King Learax," "A Midsummer Night's Grinch," "Othello, the Places You'll Go," "Yorick the Turtle and Other Stories," "Fox in Saxony..." the possibilities are limitless! - Matty Malaprop

Scooby Puns

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Scooby Puns
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They're like Scooby Snacks, only the reeling lasts longer. #ThatOneWasOnTheHouse - Matty Malaprop