Too late, I already did! - Matty Malaprop
Can't really blame the kid; last time I got gassed up at the dentist, I walked out of there thinking I was a queen, too. - Matty Malaprop
I wouldn't be complaining if I were here. Two doctors in one place sounds ever so Dalektable to me! - Matty Malaprop
First time he opens his mouth about a white whale, I'm jacking a lifeboat and rowing the hell out of here. - Matty Malaprop
If he seems mopey when you find him, don't worry too much about it. He's always been Kind of Blue. - Matty Malaprop
Ugh, you're always such a manatease. - Matty Malaprop
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