Look at these two, lumbering their way through a totally insignificant birch-fest.
... sorry, that was terrible AND non-sensical. I just don't know that many tree-related puns... :( - Matty Malaprop
I don't know about the rest of you, but my parents always had a knack for predicting arrival times at places to a T. - Matty Malaprop
Can we please just go back to mono-fart jokes as the de fact form of lowbrow entertainment? Please??? - Matty Malaprop
Don't let the haters bring you down, hedge-bro. Just walk on by and tell 'em they gotta go fast if they want to jack your swag, or something. #WHATAMIEVENSAYING - Matty Malaprop
Remarkable, sure, but it's also a congenital defect that causes her great amounts of pain every day. :( - Matty Malaprop
A pun of this caliber is by all accounts just absolutely prepossumsterous. - Matty Malaprop
... because they're Elder Scrolls, see? See what I did there? I'm so terribly sorry I did that. :( - Matty Malaprop
Get over here and play a video game!