Don't Have a Cow, Now

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Don't Have a Cow, Now
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Let us rumen-ate on where she might have come from, shall we? - Matty Malaprop

Yarrrrr We Do

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Yarrrrr We Do
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The Yaris: Pillage and Plunder to Your Environmentally-Conscious Heart's Content. - Matty Malaprop

Why Does Snoop Dogg Need Anything?

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Why Does Snoop Dogg Need Anything?
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It's kinda like when he ordered that diamond-studded cast iron frying pan from Amazon, and in the comments sectioned noted that it was intended "fo' sizzle." - Mattizzle Malapropizzle

Because They've Clearly Never Listened to the Band D*shwäsher Before

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Because They've Clearly Never Listened to the Band D*shwäsher Before
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You know, D*shwäsher, the Hungarian ambient post-kraut post-hardcore post-rock band with the four flautists! - Matty Malaprop