Just Give Him Time; He'll Get Über It

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He just gets like this sometimes, but he always eternal returns to form eventually. - Matty Malaprop

New Year's Resolution

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I wonder what kind of tragedy has rendered him to be like this... - Matty Malaprop

He's Gone Off the Grid!

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Looks like Waldo must have deleted his Facebook. And his LinkedIn. And his Myspace. And his MobileMe... and his Twitter... and... - Matty Malaprop

Good Question

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Seriously, that book is sooooo sad. Tin Man and Scarecrow find organ donors, but The Cowardly Lion finds himself completely shafted by the bad veterinary technology in Oz. DE-PRESS-ING. - Matty Malaprop

He's a Big Fan of Wares That Don't Cost an Arm and a Leg

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Quite frankly I'm not convinced he didn't just take the job in hopes of scoring some discounted Tinkerbells. - Matty Malaprop

Ce Parlez en Francais, S'il Vous Plait!

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Unsurprisingly, the student in question was denied permission to relieve herself. The correct response was "puis-je utiliser les toilettes?" - Matty Malaprop

I Think the Ice Actually Said Something a Bit Nastier...

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This isn't a breakup between the two of them so much as it's a very very heated divorce, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop