Alternatively, You Could Just Use Force Lightning

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Alternatively, You Could Just Use Force Lightning
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I mean, that's what he's gonna do to you the second you give him an opportunity... - Matty Malaprop

The Piggs Boson

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The Piggs Boson
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This scientific breakthrough displeased one particular group more than all the others: the birds. They're as angry as they've ever been now. - Matty Malaprop

I Currently Think You Should Just Stop Trying

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I Currently Think You Should Just Stop Trying
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You have all these jouled dreams in your mind, but I think you are going to be shocked when you get torked over later in life. - Matty Malaprop