And here you thought he knew nothing about physics... more like General Science Wiz Kitteh, amirite? - Matty Malaprop
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... does this mean Jobs died a virgin like Newton did? - Matty Malaprop
This scientific breakthrough displeased one particular group more than all the others: the birds. They're as angry as they've ever been now. - Matty Malaprop
You have all these jouled dreams in your mind, but I think you are going to be shocked when you get torked over later in life. - Matty Malaprop
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