physics

We'll know more once we get the forensic evidence back from the Lab. - Matty Malaprop

This scientific breakthrough displeased one particular group more than all the others: the birds. They're as angry as they've ever been now. - Matty Malaprop

And here you thought he knew nothing about physics... more like General Science Wiz Kitteh, amirite? - Matty Malaprop

... does this mean Jobs died a virgin like Newton did? - Matty Malaprop

You have all these jouled dreams in your mind, but I think you are going to be shocked when you get torked over later in life. - Matty Malaprop

I mean, that's what he's gonna do to you the second you give him an opportunity... - Matty Malaprop