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Hall of Fame,literalism,pear,replacement,similar sounding,syllable,unbearable
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I'm quite certain if I could s-pear just a few minutes of my precious time, I could come up with a batch of puns far supearior to this one. - Matty Malaprop

homophone,literalism,nitpicky,pair,pear,pears
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Nitpicky, details-oriented moderator, meet cliché pun. Cliché pun, meet nitpicky, details-oriented moderator. I don't think you two will get along at all, but the ensuing fallout will likely be HILARIOUS to observe from a safe distance. - Matty Malaprop

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He may have screwed up the gift proper, but you have to admit the sentiment is still peary sweet. - Matty Malaprop

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