How... Thoughtful?

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How... Thoughtful?
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He may have screwed up the gift proper, but you have to admit the sentiment is still peary sweet. - Matty Malaprop

Apearthy is a Real Problem!

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Apearthy is a Real Problem!
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If you go through life feeling completely apathetic, you'll never fully know the fruits of your labors! - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC: But Only After He Soiled Himself

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SMP CLASSIC: But Only After He Soiled Himself
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Honestly, when it comes to gardening, I've always found the best advice to be: Dew or dew not; there is no tree. - Matty Malaprop

These Puns Are Just Unpearable!

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These Puns Are Just Unpearable!
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I'm quite certain if I could s-pear just a few minutes of my precious time, I could come up with a batch of puns far supearior to this one. - Matty Malaprop

ALL of the Paradoxes!

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ALL of the Paradoxes!
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This place seems like paradise, to me. - Matty Malaprop