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double meaning homophone literalism pair pear - 6621608960
Via: Domics
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He may have screwed up the gift proper, but you have to admit the sentiment is still peary sweet. - Matty Malaprop

classic double meaning fear gardening grow homophone literalism pair pear - 6622232320
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Honestly, when it comes to gardening, I've always found the best advice to be: Dew or dew not; there is no tree. - Matty Malaprop

paradox doc pair doctor pear homophones docks - 6880964352
Via: Reddit
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This place seems like paradise, to me. - Matty Malaprop

literalism pear peer peer pressure pressure typo - 6500449792
Via: Reddit
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Only a total fruit would give into pear pressure, 'namsayin? #I'mNotHomophobicISwear #THISPUNISABOUTFRUIT #NOITREALLYACTUALLYIS - Matty Malaprop