You're Such a Wilting Flower!

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You're Such a Wilting Flower!
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GET IT BECAUSE YOU CAN ALSO GROW FLOWERS IN A GARDEN IN ADDITION TO FRUIT BUT IF YOU'RE AFRAID YOU WON'T WATER THEM AND THEN THEY WILL WILT AND THUS BECOME WILTING FLOWERS LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL #I'mTheWorst - Matty Malaprop

How... Thoughtful?

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How... Thoughtful?
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He may have screwed up the gift proper, but you have to admit the sentiment is still peary sweet. - Matty Malaprop

Never Give Into It!

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Never Give Into It!
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Only a total fruit would give into pear pressure, 'namsayin? #I'mNotHomophobicISwear #THISPUNISABOUTFRUIT #NOITREALLYACTUALLYIS - Matty Malaprop