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literalism,pear,peer,peer pressure,pressure,typo
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Only a total fruit would give into pear pressure, 'namsayin? #I'mNotHomophobicISwear #THISPUNISABOUTFRUIT #NOITREALLYACTUALLYIS - Matty Malaprop

Hall of Fame,literalism,pear,replacement,similar sounding,syllable,unbearable
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I'm quite certain if I could s-pear just a few minutes of my precious time, I could come up with a batch of puns far supearior to this one. - Matty Malaprop

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Honestly, when it comes to gardening, I've always found the best advice to be: Dew or dew not; there is no tree. - Matty Malaprop

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He may have screwed up the gift proper, but you have to admit the sentiment is still peary sweet. - Matty Malaprop

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