These Puns Are Just Unpearable!

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I'm quite certain if I could s-pear just a few minutes of my precious time, I could come up with a batch of puns far supearior to this one. - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC: But Only After He Soiled Himself

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Honestly, when it comes to gardening, I've always found the best advice to be: Dew or dew not; there is no tree. - Matty Malaprop

ALL of the Paradoxes!

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This place seems like paradise, to me. - Matty Malaprop