Never Give Into It!

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Never Give Into It!
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Only a total fruit would give into pear pressure, 'namsayin? #I'mNotHomophobicISwear #THISPUNISABOUTFRUIT #NOITREALLYACTUALLYIS - Matty Malaprop

You're Such a Wilting Flower!

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You're Such a Wilting Flower!
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GET IT BECAUSE YOU CAN ALSO GROW FLOWERS IN A GARDEN IN ADDITION TO FRUIT BUT IF YOU'RE AFRAID YOU WON'T WATER THEM AND THEN THEY WILL WILT AND THUS BECOME WILTING FLOWERS LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL #I'mTheWorst - Matty Malaprop

ALL of the Paradoxes!

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ALL of the Paradoxes!
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This place seems like paradise, to me. - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC: But Only After He Soiled Himself

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SMP CLASSIC: But Only After He Soiled Himself
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Honestly, when it comes to gardening, I've always found the best advice to be: Dew or dew not; there is no tree. - Matty Malaprop

Apearthy is a Real Problem!

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Apearthy is a Real Problem!
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If you go through life feeling completely apathetic, you'll never fully know the fruits of your labors! - Matty Malaprop