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Hall of Fame literalism pear replacement similar sounding syllable unbearable - 6008681472
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I'm quite certain if I could s-pear just a few minutes of my precious time, I could come up with a batch of puns far supearior to this one. - Matty Malaprop

literalism pear peer peer pressure pressure typo - 6500449792
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Only a total fruit would give into pear pressure, 'namsayin? #I'mNotHomophobicISwear #THISPUNISABOUTFRUIT #NOITREALLYACTUALLYIS - Matty Malaprop

paradox doc pair doctor pear homophones docks - 6880964352
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This place seems like paradise, to me. - Matty Malaprop

afraid double meaning fear gardening grow grow a pair Hall of Fame homophone idiom literalism pear - 6264356096
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GET IT BECAUSE YOU CAN ALSO GROW FLOWERS IN A GARDEN IN ADDITION TO FRUIT BUT IF YOU'RE AFRAID YOU WON'T WATER THEM AND THEN THEY WILL WILT AND THUS BECOME WILTING FLOWERS LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL #I'mTheWorst - Matty Malaprop

double meaning homophone literalism pair pear - 6621608960
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He may have screwed up the gift proper, but you have to admit the sentiment is still peary sweet. - Matty Malaprop