That Went a Lot Better Than it Could Have...

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That Went a Lot Better Than it Could Have...
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And here I thought I was going to have to censor large chunks of this post! - Matty Malaprop

I'm On to Something Hair...

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I'm On to Something Hair...
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Let's just face the facts here, buddy. That 'stache doesn't even look good on you! It's really gotta g(r)o. - Matty Malaprop

Mexican Wave

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Mexican Wave
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I'll admit it: I had no idea that The Wave was originally referred to as the Mexican Wave. I just thought someone was being randomly insensitive with this submission. Which honestly is probably still a good enough reason in my mind to put something on this site. - Matty Malaprop

French Prince of Bel-Air

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French Prince of Bel-Air
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He was your perfectly average teenager until he croissanted paths with the wrong kind of kids... - Matty Malaprop

She's Often the Bearder of Bad News

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She's Often the Bearder of Bad News
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Man, the simplicity of google has really been the armpits for people who like to ask riddles. - Matty Malaprop