That Went a Lot Better Than it Could Have...

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ride,mustache,mustache ride,not schmexy,double meaning
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And here I thought I was going to have to censor large chunks of this post! - Matty Malaprop

French Prince of Bel-Air

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Fresh Prince of Bel-Air,french,similar sounding,shoop,mustache,beret,baguette,terrible,amazing
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He was your perfectly average teenager until he croissanted paths with the wrong kind of kids... - Matty Malaprop

I Bet Their Personalities Are Electrifying

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manners,mustache,top hat,outlet,shocking,sir
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Whose personalities, you might ask? WELL FRANKLY I HAVE NO IDEA. I'm not a great outlet for that kind of information. - Matty Malaprop

She's Often the Bearder of Bad News

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answer,comic,eyebrows,fyi,Hall of Fame,homophones,mustache,question,similar sounding,warning
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Man, the simplicity of google has really been the armpits for people who like to ask riddles. - Matty Malaprop

Magnum PI

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abbreviation,double meaning,Hall of Fame,iconic,literalism,look,magnum pi,mustache,pi,symbol
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If you think Magnum's looking good, then you should see how well those old doberman PInschers at the Robin's Nest aged! - Matty Malaprop

Mexican Wave

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definition,lolwut,Mexican,mustache,origin,sombrero,the wave,wave
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I'll admit it: I had no idea that The Wave was originally referred to as the Mexican Wave. I just thought someone was being randomly insensitive with this submission. Which honestly is probably still a good enough reason in my mind to put something on this site. - Matty Malaprop