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I mustache you not to laugh, these majestic pieces of facial hair are a man's (or woman's) crowning show of vigor. Some may just grow it out endlessly, others may style it, and still others create a diorama of the Battle of Gettysburg from their lip whiskers. So enjoy how far someone can take a mustache joke and check out these memes and gifs all about the stash.

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That Went a Lot Better Than it Could Have...

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And here I thought I was going to have to censor large chunks of this post! - Matty Malaprop

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French Prince of Bel-Air

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He was your perfectly average teenager until he croissanted paths with the wrong kind of kids... - Matty Malaprop

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Magnum PI

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If you think Magnum's looking good, then you should see how well those old doberman PInschers at the Robin's Nest aged! - Matty Malaprop

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She's Often the Bearder of Bad News

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Man, the simplicity of google has really been the armpits for people who like to ask riddles. - Matty Malaprop

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I Bet Their Personalities Are Electrifying

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Whose personalities, you might ask? WELL FRANKLY I HAVE NO IDEA. I'm not a great outlet for that kind of information. - Matty Malaprop

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I'm on to Something Hair...

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Mexican Wave

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I'll admit it: I had no idea that The Wave was originally referred to as the Mexican Wave. I just thought someone was being randomly insensitive with this submission. Which honestly is probably still a good enough reason in my mind to put something on this site. - Matty Malaprop

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