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Man, the simplicity of google has really been the armpits for people who like to ask riddles. - Matty Malaprop

If you think Magnum's looking good, then you should see how well those old doberman PInschers at the Robin's Nest aged! - Matty Malaprop

He was your perfectly average teenager until he croissanted paths with the wrong kind of kids... - Matty Malaprop

I'll admit it: I had no idea that The Wave was originally referred to as the Mexican Wave. I just thought someone was being randomly insensitive with this submission. Which honestly is probably still a good enough reason in my mind to put something on this site. - Matty Malaprop

Whose personalities, you might ask? WELL FRANKLY I HAVE NO IDEA. I'm not a great outlet for that kind of information. - Matty Malaprop

And here I thought I was going to have to censor large chunks of this post! - Matty Malaprop