I think that's also what you call a surefire way to die of suffocation. But whatever. - Matty Malaprop
I'm pretty sure my life dream is to have someone around to high five me every single time I make a pun. But alas I have no friends... because I cannot stop making puns. FOREVER A GROAN. - Matty Malaprop
And this right here just further illustrates why I have always been and always will be a cat person. Cleaning up moon poo is the WORST.
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