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When the Moon hit's your eye like a big pizza pie you're blind Copernicus you got hit by a celestial body the size of Australia right in the face. 

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Moon Walking

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Via Shirt Woot!
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And this right here just further illustrates why I have always been and always will be a cat person. Cleaning up moon poo is the WORST.

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This Inspirational Quote Makes Me Feel Eel

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By C-fax (Via Reddit)
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I think that's also what you call a surefire way to die of suffocation. But whatever. - Matty Malaprop

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One of These Days, Stick Figures...

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By Dave (Via phuneecalmix)
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I'm pretty sure my life dream is to have someone around to high five me every single time I make a pun. But alas I have no friends... because I cannot stop making puns. FOREVER A GROAN. - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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In Space, No One Can Hear Your Puns

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By Unknown
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