Don't worry, Elton. There's no doubt in my mind that he'll lay you down in sheets of linen... - Matty Malaprop
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And in this strange universe, I before E except after C takes on a whole new level of relevance and urgency. - Matty Malaprop
I was really just curious why you showed up for work three hours late, but let's slap a patent on these bad boys and go to town! - Matty Malaprop
Sure, it's a little unwieldy, but the lint trap on this sucker is just totally awesome! - Matty Malaprop
The whole affair turned especially awkward when he found out the nuns were more than a little repulsed by his cat hole licking fetish. - Matty Malaprop
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Why is she being scolded for her behavior? I just don't see what the problem is here! - Matty Malaprop
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