Revenge is a Dish Best Served at a Fine Dining Establishment

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Revenge is a Dish Best Served at a Fine Dining Establishment
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Even if the date doesn't go well, at least you're gonna get an awesome filet mignon out of the deal! - Matty Malaprop

Following Instructions to the Letter

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Following Instructions to the Letter
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CURSE YOU PORK & CARAMELISED CHESTNUT STUFFING I DID EXACTLY AS YOU COMMANDED SO WHY WILL YOU STILL NOT COOK FOR ME?? - Matty Malaprop

I Know Him Too!

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I Know Him Too!
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He's a really nice dude. We go over to his place every Sunday to play his old refurbished Pachinko machine! - Matty Malaprop