He's a really nice dude. We go over to his place every Sunday to play his old refurbished Pachinko machine! - Matty Malaprop
A big strong man like him can hang my gliders anytime, if you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop
And in this strange universe, I before E except after C takes on a whole new level of relevance and urgency. - Matty Malaprop
I keep trying to come up with a pun related to doubloons, but I'm kind of drawing a blank. HALP PLS COMMENTERS? - Matty Malaprop
These guys just won't quit! They'll keep coming at us until they're blanketed with fire! - Matty Malaprop
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