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kimono komodo dragon lolwut similar sounding misinterpretation - 6878098688
Via: Running Joke Life
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I don't know, maybe a basic understanding of the difference between a komodo and a kimono? - Matty Malaprop

double meaning drinks house idiom literalism misinterpretation on the house - 6565693952
Via: Reddit
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Oh, I'm sorry, you were expecting me to foot your bill? How droll! - Matty Malaprop

depressed misinterpretation literalism tongue depressor - 7104450048
By Galpa (Via: Self-Employed Comics)
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If you're going to go around crushing tongues' spirits, you could stand to at least do it with a little more taste, bud! - Matty Malaprop

demon exercise exorcise exorcism misinterpretation similar sounding - 6431690240
By Hotchkiss (Via: Hotchkiss Comics)
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Yo, listen Hotchkiss, I know you think your joke is stupid, but I think my life would feel less full had it never seen the light of day. You may want to work on your pushup form drawing, though. - Matty Malaprop

doors homophones Lord of the Rings misinterpretation mordor more quote similar sounding - 5096613888
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I mean seriously people, this isn't the damn Labyrinth we're talking about! And if David Bowie isn't waiting for me pelvis-out in a beautiful codpiece when I go through a door, well then I don't want to go through that door at all! - Matty Malaprop