Hold Me Closer, Tony Danza

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Don't worry, Elton. There's no doubt in my mind that he'll lay you down in sheets of linen... - Matty Malaprop

I'm Sure He'll B Fine

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And in this strange universe, I before E except after C takes on a whole new level of relevance and urgency. - Matty Malaprop

Think Big. No, Bigger. Wait, Too Big. Reign it in a Bit, Will Ya?

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I was really just curious why you showed up for work three hours late, but let's slap a patent on these bad boys and go to town! - Matty Malaprop

You Were SO CLOSE to Getting it Right...

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Sure, it's a little unwieldy, but the lint trap on this sucker is just totally awesome! - Matty Malaprop

Curse You, Suffixes!

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The whole affair turned especially awkward when he found out the nuns were more than a little repulsed by his cat hole licking fetish. - Matty Malaprop

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No, I Meant Let's Make a Toast!

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Why is she being scolded for her behavior? I just don't see what the problem is here! - Matty Malaprop

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