I AM THE ONE PERCENT.

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Damn shame. I'm far more fond of half-and-half in my morning cup of joe. - Matty Malaprop

Fortified Milk

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Mmm mmm, Vitamin Alcatraz! It's makes the body INESCAPABLE. - Matty Malaprop

A Beautiful Alliance

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Together they provide a taste that's healthy and sweet and truce. - Matty Malaprop

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