Sometimes you just need someone to walk with on the mean streets... because you're dead in the middle of oncoming traffic and whatnot, and it's nice to have a human shield standing by. - Matty Malaprop
Some would call this post a tragedy. I like to think of it as an example of sweet vectory. - Matty Malaprop
Brought to you by my inimitable home state Montana, where both math and meth are big big problems. #SELFBURNSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH - Matty Malaprop
Maybe I would have kept at the whole "math" thing if my instructions for equations were this punny! - Matty Malaprop
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