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You'd be surprised how sensical this is. The Fibonacci sequence actually acts as a very accurate measure of the way in which humans eat nachos. First you take one, then another one, then another two, then three, then five... and on and on until the plate is empty and you curl up in a fetal position and start weeping wondering what have you done with your life but more importantly WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH ALL THE DELICIOUS NACHOS. - Matty Malaprop

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A nice robust paycheck never fails to unrustle my jimmies. - Matty Malaprop

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Maybe I would have kept at the whole "math" thing if my instructions for equations were this punny! - Matty Malaprop

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