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I just hope they don't get too plastered tonight, otherwise I have a feeling the bro who's hosting the party's gonna have to scrape 'em off of each other in the morning. - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Tiffany Ford
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You'd be surprised how sensical this is. The Fibonacci sequence actually acts as a very accurate measure of the way in which humans eat nachos. First you take one, then another one, then another two, then three, then five... and on and on until the plate is empty and you curl up in a fetal position and start weeping wondering what have you done with your life but more importantly WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH ALL THE DELICIOUS NACHOS. - Matty Malaprop

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Especially when you employ it for completely ridiculous and unnecessary purposes. - Matty Malaprop

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By Kenny
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Punmaster Kenny says: "Asian professor always say: Raprass Transform."

That's all fine and well, Punmaster Kenny... but WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? #IgnorantModeratorIsIgnorant #Plz2ExplainThis2Me - Matty Malaprop