Now We Know How She Got Pregnant...

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I mean, only gamma-enhanced semen could penetrate her alcoholic lining, OBVIOUSLY. - Matty Malaprop

He Has a Very Thor-ough Resume

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His ability to do almost anything and everything is considered by many to be totally godlike. - Matty Malaprop

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Loki's Burden

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Seems to me like Loki could really use a Hulk right now. - Matty Malaprop

The Avengers

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Let's just hope none of them get married and subsequently die in battle, lest they end up having a widow they'll never go black to. - Matty Malaprop

Good Thing He's Not in an X-Men Movie...

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I mean, if he was, it'd have to be X-rated based solely on the Nick Furry/Sabertooth scene alone, right? - Matty Malaprop