Now We Know How She Got Pregnant...

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Now We Know How She Got Pregnant...
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I mean, only gamma-enhanced semen could penetrate her alcoholic lining, OBVIOUSLY. - Matty Malaprop

Don't Say it Too Loud or Marvel Will Steel It

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Don't Say it Too Loud or Marvel Will Steel It
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I'm sure it's still in production since it will inevitably have a few plot issues that will need to be ironed out, but I'mma watch the hell out of that movie when it releases! - Matty Malaprop

If a Philosoraptor LOLs in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Deadpool

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Deadpool
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Strange... I still prefer the Marvel character to this iteration. - Matty Malaprop

Totally Rhombus!

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Totally Rhombus!
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IMPORTANT Q. (YOU CAN TELL IT'S IMPORTANT B/C CAPS LOCK) WHICH ADVENTURE TIME CHARACTER WOULD PLAY THE HULK PLEASE TO LET ME KNOW IN THE COMMENTS. - Matty Malaprop

He Has a Very Thor-ough Resume

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He Has a Very Thor-ough Resume
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His ability to do almost anything and everything is considered by many to be totally godlike. - Matty Malaprop

For more sci-fi humor, set your phasers to LOL!

Iron-Strength Coffee With Rich Undertonys

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Iron-Strength Coffee With Rich Undertonys
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I'm not a huge fan, but that's probably because I can't get accustomed to the taste that comes from coffee brewed in Pepper Potts. - Matty Malaprop

Good Thing He's Not in an X-Men Movie...

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Good Thing He's Not in an X-Men Movie...
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I mean, if he was, it'd have to be X-rated based solely on the Nick Furry/Sabertooth scene alone, right? - Matty Malaprop