Good Thing He's Not in an X-Men Movie...

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Good Thing He's Not in an X-Men Movie...
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I mean, if he was, it'd have to be X-rated based solely on the Nick Furry/Sabertooth scene alone, right? - Matty Malaprop

Scary Lokis and Nice Sprites?

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Scary Lokis and Nice Sprites?
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Something something Bangarang something something. Or something like that. Also Thor? - Matty Malaprop

Set humor to ludicrous speed!

He Has a Very Thor-ough Resume

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He Has a Very Thor-ough Resume
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His ability to do almost anything and everything is considered by many to be totally godlike. - Matty Malaprop

For more sci-fi humor, set your phasers to LOL!

Iron-Strength Coffee With Rich Undertonys

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Iron-Strength Coffee With Rich Undertonys
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I'm not a huge fan, but that's probably because I can't get accustomed to the taste that comes from coffee brewed in Pepper Potts. - Matty Malaprop

Ovengers, Assemble!

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Ovengers, Assemble!
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They know the recipe for stopping evil, and accomplishing it is a piece of cake. - Matty Malaprop

Now We Know How She Got Pregnant...

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Now We Know How She Got Pregnant...
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I mean, only gamma-enhanced semen could penetrate her alcoholic lining, OBVIOUSLY. - Matty Malaprop