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I mean, only gamma-enhanced semen could penetrate her alcoholic lining, OBVIOUSLY. - Matty Malaprop

Let's just hope none of them get married and subsequently die in battle, lest they end up having a widow they'll never go black to. - Matty Malaprop

Um... Hulk Smash? Am I doing this right? #NoYouAreNotStupidModerator - Matty Malaprop

I mean, if he was, it'd have to be X-rated based solely on the Nick Furry/Sabertooth scene alone, right? - Matty Malaprop

Trufax: I have no idea who this lady is because #IDon'tWatchMovies and #INeverGetTheseKindofJokes - Matty Malaprop

If a chibi Thor riding Nyan Cat isn't the exact from-scratch recipe for happiness, then I don't even know what is. - Matty Malaprop

You want to LOL? You should has more Cheezburger!

I'm sure it's still in production since it will inevitably have a few plot issues that will need to be ironed out, but I'mma watch the hell out of that movie when it releases! - Matty Malaprop

If a Philosoraptor LOLs in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Seems to me like he adopted your approach to life, Thor. - Matty Malaprop

Wanna ROFL? ROFLrazzi's got your back!

Once enemies, now friends, and soon to be embroiled in an intergalactic chromance. - Matty Malaprop

Strange... I still prefer the Marvel character to this iteration. - Matty Malaprop

IMPORTANT Q. (YOU CAN TELL IT'S IMPORTANT B/C CAPS LOCK) WHICH ADVENTURE TIME CHARACTER WOULD PLAY THE HULK PLEASE TO LET ME KNOW IN THE COMMENTS. - Matty Malaprop