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I mean, only gamma-enhanced semen could penetrate her alcoholic lining, OBVIOUSLY. - Matty Malaprop

I'm not a huge fan, but that's probably because I can't get accustomed to the taste that comes from coffee brewed in Pepper Potts. - Matty Malaprop

I'm sure it's still in production since it will inevitably have a few plot issues that will need to be ironed out, but I'mma watch the hell out of that movie when it releases! - Matty Malaprop

If a Philosoraptor LOLs in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

His ability to do almost anything and everything is considered by many to be totally godlike. - Matty Malaprop

For more sci-fi humor, set your phasers to LOL!

Seems to me like Loki could really use a Hulk right now. - Matty Malaprop

IMPORTANT Q. (YOU CAN TELL IT'S IMPORTANT B/C CAPS LOCK) WHICH ADVENTURE TIME CHARACTER WOULD PLAY THE HULK PLEASE TO LET ME KNOW IN THE COMMENTS. - Matty Malaprop

Um... Hulk Smash? Am I doing this right? #NoYouAreNotStupidModerator - Matty Malaprop

Something something Bangarang something something. Or something like that. Also Thor? - Matty Malaprop

Set humor to ludicrous speed!

If a chibi Thor riding Nyan Cat isn't the exact from-scratch recipe for happiness, then I don't even know what is. - Matty Malaprop

You want to LOL? You should has more Cheezburger!

Strange... I still prefer the Marvel character to this iteration. - Matty Malaprop

Once enemies, now friends, and soon to be embroiled in an intergalactic chromance. - Matty Malaprop