Loki's Burden

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Seems to me like Loki could really use a Hulk right now. - Matty Malaprop

Don't Say it Too Loud or Marvel Will Steel It

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I'm sure it's still in production since it will inevitably have a few plot issues that will need to be ironed out, but I'mma watch the hell out of that movie when it releases! - Matty Malaprop

If a Philosoraptor LOLs in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Happy Thorsday!

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If a chibi Thor riding Nyan Cat isn't the exact from-scratch recipe for happiness, then I don't even know what is. - Matty Malaprop

You want to LOL? You should has more Cheezburger!

Now We Know How She Got Pregnant...

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hulk smash,jersey shore,marvel,similar sounding,slang,smush,snooki,the hulk
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I mean, only gamma-enhanced semen could penetrate her alcoholic lining, OBVIOUSLY. - Matty Malaprop

Scary Lokis and Nice Sprites?

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Something something Bangarang something something. Or something like that. Also Thor? - Matty Malaprop

Set humor to ludicrous speed!

The Avengers

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Hall of Fame,homophones,marvel,names,similar sounding,The Avengers
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Let's just hope none of them get married and subsequently die in battle, lest they end up having a widow they'll never go black to. - Matty Malaprop

Good Thing He's Not in an X-Men Movie...

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I mean, if he was, it'd have to be X-rated based solely on the Nick Furry/Sabertooth scene alone, right? - Matty Malaprop