Don't Say it Too Loud or Marvel Will Steel It

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I'm sure it's still in production since it will inevitably have a few plot issues that will need to be ironed out, but I'mma watch the hell out of that movie when it releases! - Matty Malaprop

If a Philosoraptor LOLs in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Totally Rhombus!

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IMPORTANT Q. (YOU CAN TELL IT'S IMPORTANT B/C CAPS LOCK) WHICH ADVENTURE TIME CHARACTER WOULD PLAY THE HULK PLEASE TO LET ME KNOW IN THE COMMENTS. - Matty Malaprop

The Avengers

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Let's just hope none of them get married and subsequently die in battle, lest they end up having a widow they'll never go black to. - Matty Malaprop

Happy Thorsday!

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If a chibi Thor riding Nyan Cat isn't the exact from-scratch recipe for happiness, then I don't even know what is. - Matty Malaprop

You want to LOL? You should has more Cheezburger!

Iron-Strength Coffee With Rich Undertonys

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I'm not a huge fan, but that's probably because I can't get accustomed to the taste that comes from coffee brewed in Pepper Potts. - Matty Malaprop

CSI: Asgard

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asgard,csi miami,loki,low key,marvel,Thor
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Seems to me like he adopted your approach to life, Thor. - Matty Malaprop

Wanna ROFL? ROFLrazzi's got your back!

Now We Know How She Got Pregnant...

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hulk smash,jersey shore,marvel,similar sounding,slang,smush,snooki,the hulk
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I mean, only gamma-enhanced semen could penetrate her alcoholic lining, OBVIOUSLY. - Matty Malaprop

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