Now We Know How She Got Pregnant...

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Now We Know How She Got Pregnant...
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I mean, only gamma-enhanced semen could penetrate her alcoholic lining, OBVIOUSLY. - Matty Malaprop

He Has a Very Thor-ough Resume

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He Has a Very Thor-ough Resume
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His ability to do almost anything and everything is considered by many to be totally godlike. - Matty Malaprop

For more sci-fi humor, set your phasers to LOL!

Deadpool

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Deadpool
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Strange... I still prefer the Marvel character to this iteration. - Matty Malaprop

Loki's Burden

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Loki's Burden
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Seems to me like Loki could really use a Hulk right now. - Matty Malaprop

Don't Say it Too Loud or Marvel Will Steel It

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Don't Say it Too Loud or Marvel Will Steel It
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I'm sure it's still in production since it will inevitably have a few plot issues that will need to be ironed out, but I'mma watch the hell out of that movie when it releases! - Matty Malaprop

If a Philosoraptor LOLs in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Ba-Dum Chk!

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Ba-Dum Chk!
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Once enemies, now friends, and soon to be embroiled in an intergalactic chromance. - Matty Malaprop