Honey Boo Boo

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Honey Boo Boo
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... does that make Mama June a Piranha Plant? Because that would just make SO MUCH sense to me. - Matty Malaprop

This Game is a Total Gas

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This Game is a Total Gas
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What person is there to defend Sera against the Locust than a mustachio'd antihero clad in Wario Wear? - Matty Malaprop

It's-a-Me! A Club Card Holder!

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It's-a-Me! A Club Card Holder!
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Dude's gotta get his fire flower potting soil somewhere, amirite? - Matty Malaprop

Boo-ze!

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Boo-ze!
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Punmaster LJPhil says: "Who wants to drink some 'spirits?' - Matty Malaprop"

Come now, LJPhil. Longtime readers know that I would NEVER use quotes to denote a very obvious pun like the one you wrote above. I always italicize that ish! - Matty Malaprop

Princess Peach

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Princess Peach
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Sorry, Mario, but the princess is in another fruit bowl. - Matty Malaprop