To be fair, all of my cats are total ladykillers. Unfortunately all of my cats are female, which means I've been bringing home the wrong kind of ladies... - Matty Malaprop
... because nickel is magnetic. See what I did there? Terribly sorry I did that. :( - Matty Malaprop
I kept the user title for this one because yes. Yes it does. - Matty Malaprop
Maybe I'm just a horrible person, but if I ever have kids, I may or may not threaten to pin them to the fridge if they ever bring home a C-graded paper... - Matty Malaprop
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