All the Better to Display Your Child's C-Grade Paper With

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All the Better to Display Your Child's C-Grade Paper With
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Maybe I'm just a horrible person, but if I ever have kids, I may or may not threaten to pin them to the fridge if they ever bring home a C-graded paper... - Matty Malaprop

This One's Safe For Work!

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This One's Safe For Work!
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To be fair, all of my cats are total ladykillers. Unfortunately all of my cats are female, which means I've been bringing home the wrong kind of ladies... - Matty Malaprop

They're Used, So They'll Only Cost You a Nickel!

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They're Used, So They'll Only Cost You a Nickel!
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... because nickel is magnetic. See what I did there? Terribly sorry I did that. :( - Matty Malaprop

This Submission Bites

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This Submission Bites
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I kept the user title for this one because yes. Yes it does. - Matty Malaprop