Yeah, I made a really lame joke related to Joy Division by simply using the world Closer in my title. WHAT OF IT??????? - Matty Malaprop
BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DRINK IT ALL / NOT EVEN LEAVE A SPLASH FOR MY MORNING COFFEE / GUESS THAT I DON'T NEED MILK THOUGH / I'LL JUST DRINK IT BLACK BEFORE IT STARTS TO GET COLD. #CapsLockB/CGotye'sAlwaysShouting - Matty Malaprop
He's the pop star our nation deserves, but not the one it meeps right now. - Matty Malaprop
Nothing really matters / anyone can see/ nothing really matters... to Annabel Lee. - Matty Malaprop
Or maybe you're just being paranoid because you're so baked right now. - Matty Malaprop
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