Keep Your Friends Close, Your Utility Keys Closer

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Yeah, I made a really lame joke related to Joy Division by simply using the world Closer in my title. WHAT OF IT??????? - Matty Malaprop

Got... ye?

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BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DRINK IT ALL / NOT EVEN LEAVE A SPLASH FOR MY MORNING COFFEE / GUESS THAT I DON'T NEED MILK THOUGH / I'LL JUST DRINK IT BLACK BEFORE IT STARTS TO GET COLD. #CapsLockB/CGotye'sAlwaysShouting - Matty Malaprop

Do You See a Little Silhouette-O of a Mascara Raven?

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Nothing really matters / anyone can see/ nothing really matters... to Annabel Lee. - Matty Malaprop

They're Trying to Pin a Crime On You, I Suspect

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Or maybe you're just being paranoid because you're so baked right now. - Matty Malaprop