He's a Pretty Rough and Tumble Dude

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Looks like somebody's weedin' dirty... - Matty Malaprop

Sick Bass Solo, Bro!

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This Whole Post is Going to be One Cheap Trick

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I want you to want me / I need you to knead me / I'd love you to loaf me / I'm begging you to bake me / I want you to want me / I need you to knead me / I'd love you to loaf me / I'll shine up a rolling pin / lay out a fresh-washed pan / I'll wait for you after work if you say that you'll loaf me / Didn't you, didn't you, didn't you see me risin'? / Didn't you, didn't you, didn't you see me risin'? / Hoping to god you won't be usin' that stove for fryin' / Didn't you, didn't you, didn't you see me risin'? ♪ - Matty Malaprop

Seems Like a Bit of a Problem...

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SMP CLASSIC-ish: Arhaus...

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Classic pun + image macro border = BRAND NEW CONTENT AMIRITE? - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC: Billy 'The Rodent' Corgan

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This is in my mind perhaps the most poignant lyric ever penned by Billy, mostly because he manages to solidify himself each and every year as one of the music world's foremost vermin. - Matty Malaprop

The Best Way To Map Popular Music

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... and here we have further proof that so much of modern music is quite simply formulaic. - Matty Malaprop