Valentine's Day was yesterday, sure, but the campiness of this joke is timeless if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

Music that lacks bomb guitar solos is most assuredly illogical. - Matty Malaprop

Yeah, I made a really lame joke related to Joy Division by simply using the world Closer in my title. WHAT OF IT??????? - Matty Malaprop

Maybe it's just me, but I feel like this joke is just a teensy bit forced. - Matty Malaprop

Set humor to ludicrous speed!

I'm talon you, I haven't laughed this hard in weeks! - Matty Malaprop

Can't really blame the kid; last time I got gassed up at the dentist, I walked out of there thinking I was a queen, too. - Matty Malaprop

Rats! Just when I thought I was gonna net my art historian/gear head dream girl, she tells me she's just not into boys! - Matty Malaprop