Wintry Love

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glove,sweet nothings,similar sounding,mitten,love,smitten
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I... don't own gloves because I HAVE INCREDIBLY POOR CIRCULATION IN MY EXTREMITIES SO THEY DON'T DO ANYTHING ANYWAY. :( - Matty Malaprop

And I You, Deer!

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deer,homophones,love,fond,fawn
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And I hope, should I ever propose, that you'll gladly say "I doe." - Matty Malaprop

I Think They Just Like Getting Plowed

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car,ditch,ditches,expletive,Ladies Love,lolwut,love,meme,rhyming
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Don't let them tell you otherwise; every ditch in the world just lives to suck... shocks. Yeah, that's the word I was looking for. - Matty Malaprop

You and Me Both

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afraid,freud,literalism,love,Sigmund Freud,similar sounding
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Because sometimes a cigar is a terrifying phallic symbol. - Matty Malaprop

You Can Say That Again

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alderaan,star wars,lyrics,song,similar sounding,literalism,love
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Maybe it's just me, but I feel like this joke is just a teensy bit forced. - Matty Malaprop

Set humor to ludicrous speed!

True Love Knows No Boundaries

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bro,crow,fro,Hall of Fame,love,marilyn monroe,prefix,rhyming,romance,show
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What? No coke addict pictured in the throws of Blowmance? Pleated Jeans, I am disappoint. - Matty Malaprop