You Can Say That Again

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You Can Say That Again
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Maybe it's just me, but I feel like this joke is just a teensy bit forced. - Matty Malaprop

Set humor to ludicrous speed!

You and Me Both

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You and Me Both
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Because sometimes a cigar is a terrifying phallic symbol. - Matty Malaprop

I Think They Just Like Getting Plowed

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I Think They Just Like Getting Plowed
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Don't let them tell you otherwise; every ditch in the world just lives to suck... shocks. Yeah, that's the word I was looking for. - Matty Malaprop

Still Better Than All of Mr. Freeze's Dialog, TBH

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Still Better Than All of Mr. Freeze's Dialog, TBH
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Seems to me like Arnold will never get around to terminating his connection to Vista at this rate... - Matty Malaprop

True Love Knows No Boundaries

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True Love Knows No Boundaries
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What? No coke addict pictured in the throws of Blowmance? Pleated Jeans, I am disappoint. - Matty Malaprop

My Chemical Romance

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My Chemical Romance
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I see what you did there, presumably emo post titler who happened upon a diagram of a love hormone. - Matty Malaprop

Wintry Love

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Wintry Love
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I... don't own gloves because I HAVE INCREDIBLY POOR CIRCULATION IN MY EXTREMITIES SO THEY DON'T DO ANYTHING ANYWAY. :( - Matty Malaprop