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afraid,freud,literalism,love,Sigmund Freud,similar sounding
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Because sometimes a cigar is a terrifying phallic symbol. - Matty Malaprop

chemical,double meaning,Hall of Fame,literalism,love,my chemical romance,romance
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I see what you did there, presumably emo post titler who happened upon a diagram of a love hormone. - Matty Malaprop

deer,homophones,love,fond,fawn
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And I hope, should I ever propose, that you'll gladly say "I doe." - Matty Malaprop

literalism,love,porpoise,purpose,similar sounding
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It's the kind of love -- the real, full, mature kind of love -- no manateen can ever really understand. - Matty Malaprop

double meaning,inappropriate,innuendo,love,on top,rambling,rant,scale,wtf
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You know what's really inappropriate here? The placement of the two text blurbs. NOT EVERYONE IS UP-DOWN DYSLEXIC, SUBMITTER. BE A LITTLE MORE CONSIDERATE NEXT TIME WILL YA? - Matty Malaprop

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