Love With a Porpoise

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Love With a Porpoise
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It's the kind of love -- the real, full, mature kind of love -- no manateen can ever really understand. - Matty Malaprop

You Can Say That Again

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You Can Say That Again
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Maybe it's just me, but I feel like this joke is just a teensy bit forced. - Matty Malaprop

Set humor to ludicrous speed!

Still Better Than All of Mr. Freeze's Dialog, TBH

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Still Better Than All of Mr. Freeze's Dialog, TBH
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Seems to me like Arnold will never get around to terminating his connection to Vista at this rate... - Matty Malaprop

I Think They Just Like Getting Plowed

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I Think They Just Like Getting Plowed
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Don't let them tell you otherwise; every ditch in the world just lives to suck... shocks. Yeah, that's the word I was looking for. - Matty Malaprop

They're Flying Off the Racks!

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They're Flying Off the Racks!
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Apparently this is from show called "Sherlock" that I've totally never heard of? - Matty Malaprop