Bad Joke Eel Talks Sports

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Strange though, given that every one of their games starts with an affirmation that love is all. - Matty Malaprop

True Love Knows No Boundaries

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What? No coke addict pictured in the throws of Blowmance? Pleated Jeans, I am disappoint. - Matty Malaprop

How to Keep the Fire Alive

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Valentine's Day was yesterday, sure, but the campiness of this joke is timeless if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

Wintry Love

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I... don't own gloves because I HAVE INCREDIBLY POOR CIRCULATION IN MY EXTREMITIES SO THEY DON'T DO ANYTHING ANYWAY. :( - Matty Malaprop