You and Me Both

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Because sometimes a cigar is a terrifying phallic symbol. - Matty Malaprop

My Chemical Romance

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I see what you did there, presumably emo post titler who happened upon a diagram of a love hormone. - Matty Malaprop

True Love Knows No Boundaries

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What? No coke addict pictured in the throws of Blowmance? Pleated Jeans, I am disappoint. - Matty Malaprop

And I You, Deer!

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And I hope, should I ever propose, that you'll gladly say "I doe." - Matty Malaprop

You Can Say That Again

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Maybe it's just me, but I feel like this joke is just a teensy bit forced. - Matty Malaprop

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