Lord of the Rings

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Faramir told me he "died well, achieving some good readings. His face was more pressurized even than in life." - Matty Malaprop

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Awwwwwwwwwwwww Saru-tan that bow makes you look JUST LIKE Hello Kitty and it's soooooooo cuuuuuute! - Matty Malaprop

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A white alien!? There's no such thing in my hometown (MONTANA BOOOOOOO)... - Matty Malaprop

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Seriously, just don't. I can assure you that you definitely DO NOT want to double the Fines of Moria.