This quest to Mordor is going to be FAAAAAAAAAAABULOUS! - Matty Malaprop
I mean seriously people, this isn't the damn Labyrinth we're talking about! And if David Bowie isn't waiting for me pelvis-out in a beautiful codpiece when I go through a door, well then I don't want to go through that door at all! - Matty Malaprop
Faramir told me he "died well, achieving some good readings. His face was more pressurized even than in life." - Matty Malaprop
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