GONNA TAKE A LOT TO KEEP ME AWAY FROM YOU / THERE'S NOTHING THAT A HUNDRED ORCS OR MORE COULD EVER DO / I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN MIDDLE-EARTH / GONNA TAKE SOME TIME TO FIND THE RINGS WE NEVER HAVE" - Matty Malaprop
Awwwwwwwwwwwww Saru-tan that bow makes you look JUST LIKE Hello Kitty and it's soooooooo cuuuuuute! - Matty Malaprop
And for that matter, you might want to think twice before trying to haumph those eagle friends of yours, too. - Matty Malaprop
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