Thy Will Be Gandalf

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Seriously, just don't. I can assure you that you definitely DO NOT want to double the Fines of Moria.

You Have My Sword...

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This quest to Mordor is going to be FAAAAAAAAAAABULOUS! - Matty Malaprop

Borometer

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Faramir told me he "died well, achieving some good readings. His face was more pressurized even than in life." - Matty Malaprop

I Bless the Rains Down in Middle-Earth

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GONNA TAKE A LOT TO KEEP ME AWAY FROM YOU / THERE'S NOTHING THAT A HUNDRED ORCS OR MORE COULD EVER DO / I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN MIDDLE-EARTH / GONNA TAKE SOME TIME TO FIND THE RINGS WE NEVER HAVE" - Matty Malaprop