I Bless the Rains Down in Middle-Earth

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I Bless the Rains Down in Middle-Earth
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GONNA TAKE A LOT TO KEEP ME AWAY FROM YOU / THERE'S NOTHING THAT A HUNDRED ORCS OR MORE COULD EVER DO / I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN MIDDLE-EARTH / GONNA TAKE SOME TIME TO FIND THE RINGS WE NEVER HAVE" - Matty Malaprop

But Why Would One Ever Want to?

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But Why Would One Ever Want to?
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I mean seriously people, this isn't the damn Labyrinth we're talking about! And if David Bowie isn't waiting for me pelvis-out in a beautiful codpiece when I go through a door, well then I don't want to go through that door at all! - Matty Malaprop

At Least These LEGO Genders Are Distinct

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At Least These LEGO Genders Are Distinct
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I mean, seriously. The old sets were SO INDISTINCT. Do you have any idea how hard it was for me to sprout heterosexual love stories in my fictional LEGO town when I was a kid using the generic lego faces? #ThingsIActuallyDidAsAChild - Matty Malaprop

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KAWAIIIIIIIIIII

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SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KAWAIIIIIIIIIII
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Awwwwwwwwwwwww Saru-tan that bow makes you look JUST LIKE Hello Kitty and it's soooooooo cuuuuuute! - Matty Malaprop

Fried in the Fiery Depths of Mordor

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Fried in the Fiery Depths of Mordor
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I love the whole trilogy, but Return of the Popcorn Chicken was definitely my favorite of the three. - Matty Malaprop