You Have My Sword...

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This quest to Mordor is going to be FAAAAAAAAAAABULOUS! - Matty Malaprop

But Why Would One Ever Want to?

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I mean seriously people, this isn't the damn Labyrinth we're talking about! And if David Bowie isn't waiting for me pelvis-out in a beautiful codpiece when I go through a door, well then I don't want to go through that door at all! - Matty Malaprop

Borometer

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Faramir told me he "died well, achieving some good readings. His face was more pressurized even than in life." - Matty Malaprop