Awwwwwwwwwwwww Saru-tan that bow makes you look JUST LIKE Hello Kitty and it's soooooooo cuuuuuute! - Matty Malaprop

Some puns are worth waiting a lifetime for. - Matty Malaprop

Set humor to ludicrous speed!

I know my title here is a bit of stretch, and I'm sorry! I just really want to make all of you SmeagLOL! - Matty Malaprop

I mean, seriously. The old sets were SO INDISTINCT. Do you have any idea how hard it was for me to sprout heterosexual love stories in my fictional LEGO town when I was a kid using the generic lego faces? #ThingsIActuallyDidAsAChild - Matty Malaprop

This quest to Mordor is going to be FAAAAAAAAAAABULOUS! - Matty Malaprop

And for that matter, you might want to think twice before trying to haumph those eagle friends of yours, too. - Matty Malaprop

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I love the whole trilogy, but Return of the Popcorn Chicken was definitely my favorite of the three. - Matty Malaprop