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If you've ever felt imprisoned by your dependence on your phone, well now you know you've been right about that all along. - Matty Malaprop

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He just can't seem to clean himself up. - Matty Malaprop

bras double meaning Hall of Fame literalism support support bra supporting - 6459079424
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Wear one of these and you'll never have to worry about self-esteem again! ... or at least until some crafty boy figures out how to get it off you in less than three seconds. - Matty Malaprop