literalism

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By xyzpdq1
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Well, maybe she'll trip and land in horse manure and then we can all laugh about that instead? - Matty Malaprop

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By JamieMS
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... but still less satisfying than syncing Your Battleship. We need a happy medium, and stat! - Matty Malaprop

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By jeje.xo
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It's a touchy subject that's primarily communicated using various different yo' mama jokes. Unpleasant and awkward, to say the least. - Matty Malaprop

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So one day I was feeling bored and crafty so I went to a secondhand store and bought an old beat up copy of "Chariots of Fire" and I took it home and melted it in my oven after taking a mold of a space bar so that I could replace the spacebar on my computer and transform it into... Space, the vinyl frontier. - Matty Malaprop

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♪ They're hoein' in a straight line / they're learning how to tight-bind / the kids are farming overtime / Barnhand Bop! ♪ - Matty Malaprop

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And here you thought he knew nothing about physics... more like General Science Wiz Kitteh, amirite? - Matty Malaprop