There are at least 87 things right about this pun. Care to take a stab at guessing them all? - Matty Malaprop
Because "Da Mystery of Chessboxin'" is on par with "The Lorax" in terms of intrigue and awesomeness. - Matty Malaprop
Thank you, anonymous submitter, for providing me with this post title. I figured Jennifer Aniston was dead by the end no matter who her romantic counterpart was. HAYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOO- - Matty Malaprop
WORST. GAME. EVER. - Matty Malaprop
I'm sure they serve some practical purpose somehow, but one-direction fans just aren't my Styles. - Matty Malaprop
Truth be told, my love of adventure was soured after my last cucumbersea expedition. - Matty Malaprop
Is that an evening shower in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? - Matty Malaprop
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