He Specializes in Cases Involving NYC Sewers

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alligator,gator,head,investigator,investor,literalism,shoop,similar sounding
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The change from prospector to inspector isn't the most subtle change I've ever seen... (thanks to Punmaster rostama for the prospector-inspector bit!) - Matty Malaprop

Run, 'Finnegan's Wake,' Run!

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books,double meaning,hit,hit the books,idiom,literalism,lolwut,Twist Ending
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You may be a nigh-unreadable tome of mutilated language, but you deserve fairer treatment than this! - Matty Malaprop

iCarly

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carly,double meaning,eye,homophone,iCarly,literalism,shoop
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More like iLeela, amirite? - Matty Malaprop

Where's the Shrimp?

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barbecue,Barbie,similar sounding,literalism
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It has to be this representation of a Barbie-Q. The dolls can't bend into curved shapes to save their lives. - Matty Malaprop

The Sacred Practice of Taekwondorigami

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arts and crafts,combination,crafts,double meaning,juxtaposition,literalism,martial arts,mixed,mixed martial arts,mma
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Once you earn your black belt in MMAC, you'll REALLY be able to loom in the shadows, if you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop