He's a Stay-at-Home Dad

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cliché,double meaning,Hall of Fame,iron,iron man,ironing,literalism,starch,tony stark
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Tony Stark? More like TONY STARCH! #lololololololwaitthatwasn'tevenveryfunny - Matty Malaprop

They're the Best of the Borscht

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beats by dre,beets,double meaning,dr dre,headphones,homophone,literalism,shoop
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My only complaint is the unflattering way in which they tend to turn your ears purple with every wear. - Matty Malaprop

Seuss Army Knife

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dr seuss,swiss army knife,lolwut,literalism
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It's got a Lorax, some Sneeches and a cat in a hat built right in! It's the perfect tool to take with you to all the places you'll go in life! - Matty Malaprop

Pun Hunting in the Kitchen

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Oh Pleated Jeans, you always put the "sassy" in Jeff Wysaski! - Matty Malaprop

Two Soon?

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double meaning,homophone,literalism,meme,SOON,too soon,two
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Before any of you say anything; I really, really, really loathe myself already for posting this. Thanks. - Matty Malaprop

Stop Sine

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graph,homophone,literalism,sign,sine,sine wave,stop,stop sign
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Not gonna lie... it took four different Cheezburger staffers working together to figure this one out. Touché, submitter. You have officially crushed my self-esteem w/r/t proper punderstanding. - Matty Malaprop

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