A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Zombie Apocalypse

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From the studio that brought you "Mrs. Doubtfire and Brimstone," it's a blood-boiling piece of cinema that is fun for your whole dead family! - Matty Malaprop

How... Thoughtful?

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double meaning,homophone,literalism,pair,pear
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He may have screwed up the gift proper, but you have to admit the sentiment is still peary sweet. - Matty Malaprop

The Secret is the Goose Down Fertlizer

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If you just think of the germination cycle for these perennials as their sleep number, then this whole completely mangled metaphor starts to effortlessly piece itself together... yeah... except not at all. - Matty Malaprop

When You're the Lord of Something, You Can Do Whatever You Want With it!

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I wouldn't be complaining if I were here. Two doctors in one place sounds ever so Dalektable to me! - Matty Malaprop

Well, Earthquakes Can Happen Undersea...

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So let's all just start blaming Davy Jones for what happened in Japan and move on with our lives, shall we? - Matty Malaprop

He Was Popping Without Stopping Before it Was Cool

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similar sounding,literalism,hipster,prefix,chip
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What brand of chip is this? Oh, well it's pretty obscure. You've probably never heard of it. - Matty Malaprop

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