literalism

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He's even cuter than his not-genetically-compromised counterparts! - Matty Malaprop

pumpkins,pie,pi,literalism,double meaning,FoxTrot
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Oh right, 22 days out and it's already Halloween season. Can I please just ellipsis my way out of pumpkin spice everything month? - Matty Malaprop

any,captain obvious,Cents,dont,homophone,literalism,make,obvious,sense,sign
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And something that is both nonsensical AND non-cents-sical is certainly worthy of a lot of re-cent-ment. - Matty Malaprop

bread,double meaning,ginger,gingerbread,Hall of Fame,insult,literalism,pejorative
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Gingers may lack souls, but they're always good at getting a rise out of things. - Matty Malaprop

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