Yes and Yes and Yes

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Yes and Yes and Yes
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There are at least 87 things right about this pun. Care to take a stab at guessing them all? - Matty Malaprop

Horton Hears a RZA Beat

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Horton Hears a RZA Beat
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Because "Da Mystery of Chessboxin'" is on par with "The Lorax" in terms of intrigue and awesomeness. - Matty Malaprop

The Dog Still Dies

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The Dog Still Dies
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Thank you, anonymous submitter, for providing me with this post title. I figured Jennifer Aniston was dead by the end no matter who her romantic counterpart was. HAYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOO- - Matty Malaprop

Literal Phone Tag

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WORST. GAME. EVER. - Matty Malaprop

One Direction Fans...

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One Direction Fans...
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I'm sure they serve some practical purpose somehow, but one-direction fans just aren't my Styles. - Matty Malaprop

Such Explorations Are Dill-Advised

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Such Explorations Are Dill-Advised
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Truth be told, my love of adventure was soured after my last cucumbersea expedition. - Matty Malaprop

I Can't Wait for the Rainbow at the End

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I Can't Wait for the Rainbow at the End
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Is that an evening shower in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? - Matty Malaprop