literalism

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Truly an inspiring story, it was met with critical reception that was almost universally positive. - Matty Malaprop

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The man then proceeded to wolf down his meal while his animal friends stood by, bearly able to watch such a gruesome spectacle. - Matty Malaprop

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When you're balding, but you still wanna dress the part for that upcoming Rancid concert, you need MOGAINE (tm). - Matty Malaprop

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Unless that's an awkwardly shaped piece of cinnamon in a cup of cocoa, I'm not particularly interested. Thanks for the offer though, I guess. - Matty Malaprop

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