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By Amy ( Via: Foxtrot)
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In fairness, I imagine this was a bit easier to create than your typical candied castle. More full of drama and tension, too! - Matty Malaprop

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I'm not big into the drug culture... if you ask me, stoners and their ilk are absolutely the borscht. - Matty Malaprop

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And he's post-op, so now he transforms into a minivan. Lady's gotta get her kids to soccer practice somehow, amirite? - Matty Malaprop

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... but sadly in good ol' Montucky it's illegal to keep magpies as pets. And no, I'm not making that up. - Matty Malaprop

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I'd like to order four large supremes -- hold the mushrooms -- with extra Sarlacc. Name's Boba Fett. - Matty Malaprop

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